Posts for: hacksaw
Oct 16, 2023 21:22:04 #
[quote=Namvet69][quote=hacksaw]Not happy in Gaza……
This would be funnier if it were not, in many ways, so sadly true….
But, read it all cause it is Funny as Hell...
Hack🇺🇸👍👍
They're not happy in Gaza ..
They're not happy in Egypt ..
They're not happy in Libya ..
They're not happy in Morocco ..
They're not happy in Iran ..
They're not happy in Iraq ..
They're not happy in Yemen ...
They're not happy in Afghanistan ...
They're not happy in Pakistan ..
They're not happy in Syria ..
They're not happy in Lebanon ...
SO.. WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?
They're happy in Australia ..
They're happy in Canada ..
They're happy in England ..
They're happy in France ..
They're happy in Italy ..
They're happy in Germany ..
They're happy in Sweden ..
They're happy in the USA ..
They're happy in Norway ..
They're happy in Holland ..
They're happy in Denmark ..
Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim and unhappy in every country that is!
AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?
Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves
THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN !
AND THEN- They want to change those countries to be like, THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!
Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...
How frigging dumb can you get?
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some bloke in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother-in-law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkeys
- You cook over burning camel s**t
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
- Then they tell them that "when they die, it all gets better"???
Well No S**t Sherlock!....
It's not like it could get much worse![/quote
The Bible tells us they are descended from Ishmael. It also states that Ishmael’s descendants will be a cantankerous people. That’s all Arab nations. Check Webster for meaning and you will see how true your humor is. Just sayin[/quote]
I would call them more than cantankerous. Some of the groups are are down right evil and deadly, like the ones who caused 9-11, and the Hamas that just k**led babies and mothers after they tortured them. I hope Israel can kick their cantankerous ass and get our people back in one piece.
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺
This would be funnier if it were not, in many ways, so sadly true….
But, read it all cause it is Funny as Hell...
Hack🇺🇸👍👍
They're not happy in Gaza ..
They're not happy in Egypt ..
They're not happy in Libya ..
They're not happy in Morocco ..
They're not happy in Iran ..
They're not happy in Iraq ..
They're not happy in Yemen ...
They're not happy in Afghanistan ...
They're not happy in Pakistan ..
They're not happy in Syria ..
They're not happy in Lebanon ...
SO.. WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?
They're happy in Australia ..
They're happy in Canada ..
They're happy in England ..
They're happy in France ..
They're happy in Italy ..
They're happy in Germany ..
They're happy in Sweden ..
They're happy in the USA ..
They're happy in Norway ..
They're happy in Holland ..
They're happy in Denmark ..
Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim and unhappy in every country that is!
AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?
Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves
THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN !
AND THEN- They want to change those countries to be like, THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!
Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...
How frigging dumb can you get?
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some bloke in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother-in-law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkeys
- You cook over burning camel s**t
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
- Then they tell them that "when they die, it all gets better"???
Well No S**t Sherlock!....
It's not like it could get much worse![/quote
The Bible tells us they are descended from Ishmael. It also states that Ishmael’s descendants will be a cantankerous people. That’s all Arab nations. Check Webster for meaning and you will see how true your humor is. Just sayin[/quote]
I would call them more than cantankerous. Some of the groups are are down right evil and deadly, like the ones who caused 9-11, and the Hamas that just k**led babies and mothers after they tortured them. I hope Israel can kick their cantankerous ass and get our people back in one piece.
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺
Oct 16, 2023 21:07:44 #
Rheatown wrote:
👍👍that’s good one buddy kinda explains why the democrats are always so grumpy they’re supporting the wrong side
That and being pricks Rhea, thinking they're so high and mighty. I'm sure at one time in our history the Democrats were a reliable friendly party. But with them it's always someone else's fault.
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺
Oct 16, 2023 20:38:31 #
Oct 16, 2023 19:34:22 #
DozerDave wrote:
You cease to amuse me, Hack. But unfortunately it’s headed this way if something isn’t done about it. Keep em coming, my friend… 
🐟on
🐟onI'll sure do it Dave and thanks for your reply Brother.🥴
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺
Oct 16, 2023 15:52:10 #
smitty wrote:
amen freddie
It kinda looks like now our government is getting ready to send 2,000 US troops to stand by in case they are needed. My fear of the US getting involved over there may be coming true. God Bless those troops.🫡
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺
Oct 16, 2023 15:41:04 #
I hope this one doesn't upset any of you. I have was hesitant to post it.
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺
"No mound of parchment can be so formed as to stand against the sweeping torrent of boundless ambition on the one side, aided by the sapping current of corrupted morals on the other." —George Washington (1789)
Fellow Patriots, on this day in 1962, the Cuban Missile Crisis was triggered when President John F. Kennedy learned of missile bases in Cuba. Today, the president is busy pandering to b****s by honoring the birth of a thug who happened to be k**led be police. —Mark Alexander
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺
"No mound of parchment can be so formed as to stand against the sweeping torrent of boundless ambition on the one side, aided by the sapping current of corrupted morals on the other." —George Washington (1789)
Fellow Patriots, on this day in 1962, the Cuban Missile Crisis was triggered when President John F. Kennedy learned of missile bases in Cuba. Today, the president is busy pandering to b****s by honoring the birth of a thug who happened to be k**led be police. —Mark Alexander
Oct 15, 2023 20:54:53 #
sawheeler52 wrote:
Hack,
Thank you so much for including me in some "sophisticated" group as I certainly enjoyed your post.
Could never, ever consider myself a sophisticate.
Curious how you might define.
Thank you so much for including me in some "sophisticated" group as I certainly enjoyed your post.
Could never, ever consider myself a sophisticate.
Curious how you might define.
Saw, I just think everyone who's a member of the Stage, and is not in the attic all the time, like myself is a sophisticated member and understands the better things in life.🫥
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺
Oct 15, 2023 20:49:40 #
Graywulff wrote:
I would not describe myself as sophisticated but I really try to identify with being the change I want to see in the world!!
I/We, think you're at the top of the list in this world as a great man and friend to everyone who deserves it.😁
Hack 🇺🇸👍👍
Oct 15, 2023 20:36:30 #
Not happy in Gaza……
This would be funnier if it were not, in many ways, so sadly true….
But, read it all cause it is Funny as Hell...
Hack🇺🇸👍👍
They're not happy in Gaza ..
They're not happy in Egypt ..
They're not happy in Libya ..
They're not happy in Morocco ..
They're not happy in Iran ..
They're not happy in Iraq ..
They're not happy in Yemen ...
They're not happy in Afghanistan ...
They're not happy in Pakistan ..
They're not happy in Syria ..
They're not happy in Lebanon ...
SO.. WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?
They're happy in Australia ..
They're happy in Canada ..
They're happy in England ..
They're happy in France ..
They're happy in Italy ..
They're happy in Germany ..
They're happy in Sweden ..
They're happy in the USA ..
They're happy in Norway ..
They're happy in Holland ..
They're happy in Denmark ..
Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim and unhappy in every country that is!
AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?
Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves
THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN !
AND THEN- They want to change those countries to be like, THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!
Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...
How frigging dumb can you get?
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some bloke in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother-in-law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkeys
- You cook over burning camel s**t
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
- Then they tell them that "when they die, it all gets better"???
Well No S**t Sherlock!....
It's not like it could get much worse!
This would be funnier if it were not, in many ways, so sadly true….
But, read it all cause it is Funny as Hell...
Hack🇺🇸👍👍
They're not happy in Gaza ..
They're not happy in Egypt ..
They're not happy in Libya ..
They're not happy in Morocco ..
They're not happy in Iran ..
They're not happy in Iraq ..
They're not happy in Yemen ...
They're not happy in Afghanistan ...
They're not happy in Pakistan ..
They're not happy in Syria ..
They're not happy in Lebanon ...
SO.. WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?
They're happy in Australia ..
They're happy in Canada ..
They're happy in England ..
They're happy in France ..
They're happy in Italy ..
They're happy in Germany ..
They're happy in Sweden ..
They're happy in the USA ..
They're happy in Norway ..
They're happy in Holland ..
They're happy in Denmark ..
Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim and unhappy in every country that is!
AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?
Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves
THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN !
AND THEN- They want to change those countries to be like, THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!
Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...
How frigging dumb can you get?
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some bloke in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother-in-law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkeys
- You cook over burning camel s**t
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
- Then they tell them that "when they die, it all gets better"???
Well No S**t Sherlock!....
It's not like it could get much worse!
Oct 14, 2023 21:23:02 #
Rheatown wrote:
It was a joke he’s not the original it’s just one of his songs
Ha!Ha!Ha! Really funny 🤣😂🤣😂.
Hack🇺🇸🍺🍺
Oct 14, 2023 20:36:31 #
Rheatown wrote:
Spot on my only complaint is as a Texan you oughta know that the great billy joe shaver is the one that said if at first you don’t succeed try and try again lol lol
I checked that out Rhea and there are dozens of others who say they're the first ones to say it, but I couldn't find anywhere that Billy Joe Shaver said it, much less the first.🥱
Hack🇺🇸🍺🍺
Oct 14, 2023 20:32:07 #
Fredfish wrote:
All good thoughts Keith, thanks for the history lesson.
You're welcome Fred. I'm glad you had time to check them out.🤠
Hack🇺🇸🍺🍺
Oct 14, 2023 20:16:42 #
saw1 wrote:
All great and well known quotes.
Its amazing how often we use some of them. 🤠👍
Its amazing how often we use some of them. 🤠👍
It really is saw. I thought it was interesting to read who said them.😎
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺
Oct 14, 2023 20:06:35 #
Robert J Samples wrote:
some may be difficult to handle, to actually live by, but certainly worth the effort to try! Just Sayin...RJS
Yessir, Robert. I appreciate the reply. Thank you.
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺
Oct 14, 2023 20:04:38 #
JDFishes wrote:
Thanks Hack. All good ones!
Thank you JD. I was hoping y'all would like them.
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺