NASA had to close the only restaurant on the moon.
No atmosphere.
For our anniversary, I told my wife:
I will get you diamonds.
Nothing would be please more, she said.
Well, Ok then.
For our anniversary, I told my wife:
I will get you diamonds.
Nothing would be please more, she said.
Well, Ok then.
Man arrives at emergency room with serious leg injury.
Doctor: It is very serious. I will have to operate. You might lose the leg.
After operation, the man wakes up.
When he sees the doctor, he asks. "How am I doing?"
Doctor: I have good news and bad news.
Man: oh no!
Man: What is the bad news?
Doctor: We cut off the wrong leg.
Man: oh no, oh no, no, no. that is terrible.
After much distress, the man asks: "what is the good news?"
Doctor: The other leg is getting better.
just a play on words joke.
back in the day, guys at work would laugh just at the word clearly.
Man enters a psychiatrist's office wearing only cellophane underwear.
Psychiatrist: I can clearly see you're nuts.
Wife: Honey! Go to the store and get 2 gallons of milk. If they have avocados, get 6.
Husband returns home for the store.
Wife: Honey! Why do you have 6 gallons of milk?
Husband: They had avocados.
Wife: Go to the store and get 2 cartons of milk. If they have avocados, get 6.
Husband comes home.
Wife: Why did you get 6 cartons of milk?
Husband: They had avocados.
Just a joke.
True. Houston is nothing but knee high landscape
grew up in San Antonio
as a stupid teen, tire thing was actually backing up my pickup truck fast as I could and letting old spare tires from a gas station, my buddy worked at, roll down the hill when I threw on the brakes.
Never do that again, those tires bounced for miles.
Thank god no body was hurt and nothing was damaged.
Like I said stupid teen.
I'll never forget when my Dad put me inside a tire and rolled it down the steepest hill in our neighborhood. What fun. It was a good year.
Most of the TV shows are on broadcast channels (just need a good antenna).
TV
1. Cheyenne
2. Raw Hide
3. Wanted Dead or Alive
4. Have Gun Will Travel
5. Maverick
Movies
1. Unforgiven (best ever)
2. The Searchers
3. Tombstone (the last one).