Mrs. Smith took her dog into the Veterinarian clinic to get him neutered. The procedure was performed, and she returned to get her dog back, and pay the doctor for his services.

But Mrs. Smith was also insistent that the Vet had done a complete job on her dog. In fact, she repeated her question more than once. So, not knowing whether Mrs. Smith might be a little deaf, or even senile, the veterinarian said, Mrs. Smith, I can guarantee your dog has been neutered!

He went on to say, Mrs. Smith, I may be a Texas A. & M. Graduate, but I can count! Just Sayin…RJS