Spoken like a true Irish lad. A taste of the holy water would wholey appreciated. It is unfortunate that I can no longer partake of the blessed uisge of which you spake. God invented it so the Irish wouldn't take over the WORLD! Up the Irish!
Wulffy: That part about my remembery? I think that was what the meds were for. They were mashed potatoes that my lovely girlfriend of 35 years made for me ('cause of my storeboughten teef). As for the sweet dreams, thanks but my Type II kicked in just thinkin' about that. Oh, sorry, you said sweet dreams, not the other kind.
Speaking of deep doo-doo. The governor of the state I happen to reside, has decided to restrict activities of, wait for it, people over the age of 65. He also wants to close all bars, eating establishments, and other places where people congregate. WTF? Over? It looks like there will be general pandemonium, panic in the streets, revolt, social unrest, demonstrations, maybe even (dare I say it (say it, say it)) political activism. Uh, oh!|Look out! Here come the thought police! Hells Grannies will be riding their murdersickles wild in the streets! Septegenerians, octegenarians, and other preverts will be littering the streets with their walkers, wheelchairs, and motorized bar stools, and other stools of an equally nasty nature! I digress. Must put overheated/taxed mind to rest. I will get my meds, and a nap. It was probably just a bad dream, a bit of undigested potato.........................................
Been to Boring. It's not. From a Indiana native: North Platte is South, South Bend is North, and French Lick ain't what it sounds like. That was from the Polish Corps of Engineers, of which I am an honorary member. I'm Irish, I can say that, and still be PC (whatever that is).
DennyLongley wrote:
I shall nod my head up and down.. about everything.. for 9 months..
...gotta keep the peace lol jeeeeeeez.
YES, DEAR! YES, DEAR! YES, DEAR! 'Nuff said.
Yup! Spatulet thumbs! I've seen that on so many youngsters. But, I guess it doesn't stop there. They (what am I saying) the government has decided to include these people, into society by painting the crosswalks and sidewalks, so they don't even have to look up to see where they're going! Go figger! Hope I wasn't too political there. Just had to vent.
badbobby wrote:
Once again the male staff at Whatsamatta offer courses for females
#1Combatting The Impulse To Nag
#2--You Can Change The Oil Too
#4--How To Fill A Beer Mug
#5--How to Resist buying Your Man Ties For Christmas
#6--Understanding The female Cause For Male Drunkenness
#7--How To Do Your Laundry In One Load
#8--Parenting---We give You Children So You Can Have Someone Else To Boss Around
#9--How to Stomach Your Husbands Cooking
#10--How Not To Sob Like A Sponge When Your Husband Is Right
#11--Get A Life(Learn to kill that spider yourself)
#12--Balancing A Checkbook(even you can do it)
#13--Comprehending Credit Card Spending And Financial Responsibility
#14--You(the nagging sex)
#15--Shopping(doing it in less time than 16 hours)
#16--Being Able To Ask Your Mother If You Want To Know How It looks On You
#17--How To Close The Garage Door
#18--How To Go Fishing With Your Mate And Not Get Sick
#19--If You Don't Want Excuses,Don't Demand An Explanation
#20--Living Without Power Windows(how to turn a crank)
#21--Romanticism(the whole point of caviar,candles and conversation)
#22--How To Maintain Your Composure When Your man Is relaxing By Himself
#23--Why You Don't Need To Invite Your Mother Over Every Weekend
#24--Payday And Shopping Are Not Synonymous
#25--How To Act Younger Than Your Mother
#26--You Too Can Carry A back Pack
#27--Learning That your Best Friends Are The Women Who Complain About You
#28--Learning To Appreciate The Beer-Belly And Lard -Butt Morphology Of Men
#29--Attainable Goal(how to elevate the commode seat)
#39--How To Close The Top On The Toothpaste
Extra--Coming To Grips With The Fact That You Really Don't Need That Addition To The House
Once again the male staff at Whatsamatta offer cou... (
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How to get more than 2 ice cubes out of the tray, and REFILL the damn tray!
Spiritof27 wrote:
The first time I heard that it was told by Buddy Hackett. It's still funny. I forget sometimes, you're a bit of a youngster. You know who Buddy Hackett is? If not, look him up on YouTube. One of the funniest of all time.
Thank you Spirit. When I saw the Buddy Hackett reference, it brought memories of the Won Ton soup bit that was done on vinyl (quite a while back). "NO SPRIT PEA!" Thanks again.
Graywulff wrote:
AND MAY YOU LIVE ALL THE DAYS OF YOUR LIFE. (Jonathan Swift)
From me father: "May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live."
That chicken was stuck to the prevert. Not my material. That one came from the blind Pollock.
plumb: Age and treachery will ALWAYS overcome youth and skill.
plumb: Don't forget the 'Nam era winner... Troops beat off attackers with sticks. Think that might be a bit painful?