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Little Johnny and the preacher make a deal
Sep 17, 2023 18:20:19   #
BadFisherman.11 Loc: Central Texas
 
A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle when he came upon little Johnny trying to sell a lawn mower. "How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher.

"I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle," said little Johnny.

After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, "Will you take my bike in trade for it?"

Little Johnny said, "Mister, you've got yourself a deal."

The preacher took the mower and tried to start it. He pulled and pulled on the rope until he was dripping with sweat but the mower refuses to start.

The preacher called little Johnny over and said, "I can't get this mower to start."

Little Johnny said, "That's because you have to cuss at it to get it started."

The preacher said, "I'm a man of the church and I can't cuss. It's been so long since I've been saved that I don't even remember how to cuss."

Little Johnny looked at him happily and said, "Just keep pulling on that rope. It'll come back to ya "

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Sep 17, 2023 18:28:46   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle when he came upon little Johnny trying to sell a lawn mower. "How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher.

"I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle," said little Johnny.

After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, "Will you take my bike in trade for it?"

Little Johnny said, "Mister, you've got yourself a deal."

The preacher took the mower and tried to start it. He pulled and pulled on the rope until he was dripping with sweat but the mower refuses to start.

The preacher called little Johnny over and said, "I can't get this mower to start."

Little Johnny said, "That's because you have to cuss at it to get it started."

The preacher said, "I'm a man of the church and I can't cuss. It's been so long since I've been saved that I don't even remember how to cuss."

Little Johnny looked at him happily and said, "Just keep pulling on that rope. It'll come back to ya "
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I can certainly relate to that.
Or a bost motor or a snowblower. 😄😥☹👎

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Sep 17, 2023 20:30:15   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
That would do it!

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Sep 17, 2023 20:48:34   #
Rheatown Loc: Greeneville tn
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle when he came upon little Johnny trying to sell a lawn mower. "How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher.

"I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle," said little Johnny.

After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, "Will you take my bike in trade for it?"

Little Johnny said, "Mister, you've got yourself a deal."

The preacher took the mower and tried to start it. He pulled and pulled on the rope until he was dripping with sweat but the mower refuses to start.

The preacher called little Johnny over and said, "I can't get this mower to start."

Little Johnny said, "That's because you have to cuss at it to get it started."

The preacher said, "I'm a man of the church and I can't cuss. It's been so long since I've been saved that I don't even remember how to cuss."

Little Johnny looked at him happily and said, "Just keep pulling on that rope. It'll come back to ya "
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👍👍guarantee Lol like my wood splitter every year the first time will kill ya

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Sep 18, 2023 03:56:53   #
Tricities Rick Loc: Watauga Lake, TN
 
Thank God for electric start! Amen!

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Sep 18, 2023 05:56:47   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
Sounds like a wood chipper I had!!

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Sep 18, 2023 07:40:26   #
Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware
 
A little ether spray goes a long way.😁😁

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Sep 18, 2023 08:06:13   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle when he came upon little Johnny trying to sell a lawn mower. "How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher.

"I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle," said little Johnny.

After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, "Will you take my bike in trade for it?"

Little Johnny said, "Mister, you've got yourself a deal."

The preacher took the mower and tried to start it. He pulled and pulled on the rope until he was dripping with sweat but the mower refuses to start.

The preacher called little Johnny over and said, "I can't get this mower to start."

Little Johnny said, "That's because you have to cuss at it to get it started."

The preacher said, "I'm a man of the church and I can't cuss. It's been so long since I've been saved that I don't even remember how to cuss."

Little Johnny looked at him happily and said, "Just keep pulling on that rope. It'll come back to ya "
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Cute

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Sep 18, 2023 11:07:07   #
Bcmech1 Loc: Clinton Wisconsin
 
Tricities Rick wrote:
Thank God for electric start! Amen!


I agree 1000% with you Rick

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Sep 18, 2023 14:56:10   #
audigger53 Loc: Severn, MD
 
Only hint I have is to run it until it is out of gas, then put it up for the next time.
Use fresh gas and maybe a new plug when you go to use it the next year. My Power Washer is that way. If the gas is old, I have to drain it all including the Carb to be able to start it. Easier to let it run until all the gas is gone. The next year, new gas and one to 2 pulls is all that is needed.

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Sep 18, 2023 16:54:52   #
DC Loc: Washington state
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle when he came upon little Johnny trying to sell a lawn mower. "How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher.

"I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle," said little Johnny.

After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, "Will you take my bike in trade for it?"

Little Johnny said, "Mister, you've got yourself a deal."

The preacher took the mower and tried to start it. He pulled and pulled on the rope until he was dripping with sweat but the mower refuses to start.

The preacher called little Johnny over and said, "I can't get this mower to start."

Little Johnny said, "That's because you have to cuss at it to get it started."

The preacher said, "I'm a man of the church and I can't cuss. It's been so long since I've been saved that I don't even remember how to cuss."

Little Johnny looked at him happily and said, "Just keep pulling on that rope. It'll come back to ya "
A preacher was making his rounds to his parishione... (show quote)


reminds me of the time we were helping a preacher roof his house. after he hit is thumb with a hammer one of the guys yelled "want me to swear for you preach?"

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Sep 19, 2023 08:16:20   #
Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA
 
Very very true:-)

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Sep 20, 2023 13:08:49   #
Rodzilla Loc: lake erie
 
Another day different preacher.
Johnny was tired last pull he said, didn't start he said son-@-bitch preach said son you need to praise God when this happens Johnny said ok in the name of our great God please start he pulled and it fired right up ! Preacher said I'll be a son-@-bich!

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Sep 20, 2023 14:51:57   #
Colorado river catfish Loc: Parker Az
 
That's God damn funny

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