A pragmatic woman
Sep 17, 2023 13:49:26 #
An elderly woman’s husband dies. She wants an obit in the paper but she’s a real penny pincher. She calls up the paper and says; “I need to get an obit for my husband in the paper. What’s the cheapest one you got?”
The person at the paper says; “Well ma’am, you have to buy at least one line.” The woman says; “Ok, I want it to say ‘Frank’s dead.’”
The person on the phone says; “Well ma’am, with one line you can have up to five words.” The old woman says; “Wonderful! Then I want it to say “Frank’s dead...truck for sale.”
The person at the paper says; “Well ma’am, you have to buy at least one line.” The woman says; “Ok, I want it to say ‘Frank’s dead.’”
The person on the phone says; “Well ma’am, with one line you can have up to five words.” The old woman says; “Wonderful! Then I want it to say “Frank’s dead...truck for sale.”
Sep 17, 2023 14:29:55 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
An elderly woman’s husband dies. She wants an obit... (show quote)
Hmmm, wonder what kinda truck it is?
Sep 17, 2023 15:15:49 #
saw1 wrote:
Hmmm, wonder what kinda truck it is?
Saw, wish is said Boat for sale 😂😂
Sep 17, 2023 15:20:33 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
An elderly woman’s husband dies. She wants an obit... (show quote)
BF (where her location)??🤣🤣
Sep 17, 2023 15:27:20 #
Chuckay wrote:
Saw, wish is said Boat for sale 😂😂
Would definitely need more info if it said " Boat for sale. "
Sep 17, 2023 15:41:41 #
Sep 17, 2023 20:05:11 #
saw1 wrote:
Would definitely need more info if it said " Boat for sale. "
👍
Sep 18, 2023 10:10:06 #
Sep 19, 2023 08:23:35 #
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