Be careful what you wish for
Sep 17, 2023 08:16:41 #
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"
"I'll have the same." says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please.”
The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke please.”
The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."
Again, the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again.
"The usual?" asks the waitress.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad." says the man.
"Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."
Once again, the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, Sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
"That's right. Whether it's a liter of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there." says the man.
The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say.”
"I'll have the same." says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please.”
The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke please.”
The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."
Again, the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again.
"The usual?" asks the waitress.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad." says the man.
"Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."
Once again, the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, Sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
"That's right. Whether it's a liter of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there." says the man.
The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say.”
Sep 17, 2023 08:26:10 #
Grizzly 17
Loc: South central Pa
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown os... (show quote)
That's a good one BF .
That's why I don't make many wishes 👍🤣🤣
Sep 17, 2023 08:40:35 #
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
The problem with the 2nd wish is the genie couldn't provide a woman who would agree with him all the time. Never happen. No offense to you Kandy
Sep 17, 2023 09:01:21 #
smitty
Loc: maine
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown os... (show quote)
thx bf
wutabout the 3rd wish
Sep 17, 2023 09:06:15 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown os... (show quote)
Hilarious BF !😂😁my wifey took my lamp away 39 years ago 😁👍
Sep 17, 2023 11:39:06 #
ghaynes1
Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown os... (show quote)
Well, he's still batting .500.
Sep 17, 2023 13:37:03 #
smitty wrote:
thx bf
wutabout the 3rd wish
wutabout the 3rd wish
No 3rd wish was mentioned in the joke. 
Sep 17, 2023 13:39:19 #
You have brought a joke from the past. I haven't heard that one in at least 20 years!
It has a good lesson. You simply cannot bring a female into the picture that will agree with everything you wish or want. Just Sayin...RJS
It has a good lesson. You simply cannot bring a female into the picture that will agree with everything you wish or want. Just Sayin...RJS
Sep 17, 2023 15:49:34 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown os... (show quote)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣now that a good one BF he definitely mess up on that wish 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sep 17, 2023 17:03:09 #
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Sep 18, 2023 10:15:05 #
MoJoe
Loc: Springfield, MO
Robert J Samples wrote:
You have brought a joke from the past. I haven't heard that one in at least 20 years!
It has a good lesson. You simply cannot bring a female into the picture that will agree with everything you wish or want. Just Sayin...RJS
It has a good lesson. You simply cannot bring a female into the picture that will agree with everything you wish or want. Just Sayin...RJS
Oh, so very true... 😁
Sep 19, 2023 08:25:53 #
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