Creation Vs. Evolution
Sep 12, 2023 16:25:42 #
While fishing, a little boy asked his father, "How did the human race appear?"
The father answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.."
Two days later the boy asked his mother the same question.. The mother answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
The confused child returned to his father and said, "Dad, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Mom said they developed from monkeys?"
The father answered, "Well, son, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your mother told you about hers."
The father answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.."
Two days later the boy asked his mother the same question.. The mother answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
The confused child returned to his father and said, "Dad, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Mom said they developed from monkeys?"
The father answered, "Well, son, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your mother told you about hers."
Sep 12, 2023 16:59:24 #
Sep 12, 2023 19:41:26 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
While fishing, a little boy asked his father, &quo... (show quote)
Lol. Then that’s when the fight started. 👍
Sep 12, 2023 20:44:36 #
Sir: You are treading on dangerous ground. The very least can be cut off from any amorous intend while in bed to be the very minimum.
Or on a more disasterous mesure, a kitchen butcher knife might find its way to your bedroom. I can assure you it is almost impossible to sew that member back on and it be of any use! Just Sayin...RJS
Or on a more disasterous mesure, a kitchen butcher knife might find its way to your bedroom. I can assure you it is almost impossible to sew that member back on and it be of any use! Just Sayin...RJS
Sep 12, 2023 22:32:29 #
Robert J Samples wrote:
Sir: You are treading on dangerous ground. The very least can be cut off from any amorous intend while in bed to be the very minimum.
Or on a more disastrous measure, a kitchen butcher knife might find its way to your bedroom. I can assure you it is almost impossible to sew that member back on and it be of any use! Just Sayin...RJS
Or on a more disastrous measure, a kitchen butcher knife might find its way to your bedroom. I can assure you it is almost impossible to sew that member back on and it be of any use! Just Sayin...RJS
R.J., I live for danger. 
Sep 12, 2023 23:38:32 #
Yes, you may be able to stand the danger, but more to the point, can you handle the pain? And the absence of pleasure? Just Sayin...RJS
Sep 12, 2023 23:53:13 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
While fishing, a little boy asked his father, &quo... (show quote)
Well said 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sep 13, 2023 06:02:07 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
While fishing, a little boy asked his father, &quo... (show quote)
As I look at family portraits on the wall... it all makes sense now!! 🐒 🙈 🙊
🤣🤪😂
Sep 13, 2023 06:38:38 #
Robert J Samples wrote:
Yes, you may be able to stand the danger, but more to the point, can you handle the pain? And the absence of pleasure? Just Sayin...RJS
Thanks for your concern...but don't worry, I'll be just fine.
Sep 13, 2023 16:41:34 #
Doug Lemmon wrote:
As I look at family portraits on the wall... it all makes sense now!! 🐒 🙈 🙊
🤣🤪😂
🤣🤪😂
I see what you’re saying but the burning question is which side is which?
Sep 13, 2023 21:05:23 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
While fishing, a little boy asked his father, &quo... (show quote)
Love it
But now the poor kid is really confused. !!
Sep 14, 2023 09:31:00 #
harleypiker
Loc: WA
the atheist turned to God and said "we have discovered how to make life"!
'Oh really, and how is that"? replied God.
"Well, first we take a little dirt......" "Hold on" said God, 'you get your own dirt!"
'Oh really, and how is that"? replied God.
"Well, first we take a little dirt......" "Hold on" said God, 'you get your own dirt!"
Sep 15, 2023 01:05:03 #
FixorFish
Loc: SW Oregon
harleypiker wrote:
the atheist turned to God and said "we have discovered how to make life"!
'Oh really, and how is that"? replied God.
"Well, first we take a little dirt......" "Hold on" said God, 'you get your own dirt!"
'Oh really, and how is that"? replied God.
"Well, first we take a little dirt......" "Hold on" said God, 'you get your own dirt!"
Always loved this sentiment !
If you want to reply, then register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.