The local zoo obtained a female gorilla
Within just a few weeks she became extremely ornery and hard to handle.
Upon examining the gorilla the zoo veterinarian determined that she was in heat.
To make matters worse there were no male gorillas available
The Zoo administrator had heard stories of Raw Dawg Ron's sexual prowess;it was rumored that Dawg could satisfy any female.So Dawg was approached by the zoo administrator.He asked Dawg if he would be willing to try to mate with the gorilla for 1,000 dollars'
Dawg said he would have to think about it.
Two days later Dawg accepted the offer ,but said "only if you allow me three conditions"
First"he said"I don't have to kiss her"Secondly,"if there should be offspring from the union,I deny fault"
the Administrator gladly accepted the conditions,and asked what was the third condition.
Dawg replied"You're gonna have to give me a few days to come up with a thousand dollars"!!
Hey, BB Let Raw Dawg know, I'll loan him a few bucks to help out.
bassman57 wrote:
Hey, BB Let Raw Dawg know, I'll loan him a few bucks to help out.
mayhaps we should start a collection???
flyguy
Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
Count me in, but I get to watch.
Really don't think I'd want to watch!! Lol
I'll contribute only if I don't have to watch.
Cloning at its best bb.
Go for it RDR
badbobby wrote:
The local zoo obtained a female gorilla
Within just a few weeks she became extremely ornery and hard to handle.
Upon examining the gorilla the zoo veterinarian determined that she was in heat.
To make matters worse there were no male gorillas available
The Zoo administrator had heard stories of Raw Dawg Ron's sexual prowess;it was rumored that Dawg could satisfy any female.So Dawg was approached by the zoo administrator.He asked Dawg if he would be willing to try to mate with the gorilla for 1,000 dollars'
Dawg said he would have to think about it.
Two days later Dawg accepted the offer ,but said "only if you allow me three conditions"
First"he said"I don't have to kiss her"Secondly,"if there should be offspring from the union,I deny fault"
the Administrator gladly accepted the conditions,and asked what was the third condition.
Dawg replied"You're gonna have to give me a few days to come up with a thousand dollars"!!
The local zoo obtained a female gorilla br Within ... (
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As our friends across the pond would say, Beastly good humor that!!
Not responsible for the offspring!
ghost of jonah wrote:
I see holy matrimony.
That would definitely put a huge dent in his fishing time.
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