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Jun 6, 2023 17:07:07   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed-up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. The sheepdog, ever-protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed-by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.
That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again.
He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave-in and leaned over to Hillary and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Hillary batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him. He said,
"Take the dog for a walk".



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Jun 6, 2023 17:17:02   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
EasternOZ wrote:
A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed-up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. The sheepdog, ever-protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed-by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.
That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again.
He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave-in and leaned over to Hillary and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Hillary batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him. He said,
"Take the dog for a walk".
A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only... (show quote)


HAHAHA, Good one OZ.

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Jun 6, 2023 22:58:03   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
EasternOZ wrote:
A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed-up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. The sheepdog, ever-protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed-by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.
That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again.
He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave-in and leaned over to Hillary and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Hillary batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him. He said,
"Take the dog for a walk".
A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only... (show quote)


Hahaha your bad Oz 🤪

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Jun 6, 2023 23:51:00   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
EasternOZ wrote:
A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed-up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. The sheepdog, ever-protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed-by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.
That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again.
He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave-in and leaned over to Hillary and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Hillary batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him. He said,
"Take the dog for a walk".
A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only... (show quote)


ROFLMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Jun 7, 2023 07:22:14   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
EasternOZ wrote:
A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed-up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. The sheepdog, ever-protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed-by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.
That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again.
He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave-in and leaned over to Hillary and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Hillary batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him. He said,
"Take the dog for a walk".
A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only... (show quote)


So glad you found a way to save the sheep. I was getting concerned for a second or two there.

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Jun 7, 2023 09:00:11   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
plumbob wrote:
So glad you found a way to save the sheep. I was getting concerned for a second or two there.


All about the sheep??

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Jun 7, 2023 09:03:36   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
EasternOZ wrote:
All about the sheep??


You know you can take the boy out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the boy.

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Jun 7, 2023 09:05:34   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
plumbob wrote:
You know you can take the boy out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the boy.


LOL

Nature also

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Jun 7, 2023 09:09:22   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
EasternOZ wrote:
LOL

Nature also


Country living will do that.

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Jun 7, 2023 10:07:03   #
cking Loc: Denton, Texs
 
Oz, you dirty old dog, you!!

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Jun 7, 2023 10:11:07   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
cking wrote:
Oz, you dirty old dog, you!!


Bubububut I wash once a month

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Jun 7, 2023 10:43:54   #
BonitaBarry Loc: Bonita Springs, FL
 
EasternOZ wrote:
A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed-up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. The sheepdog, ever-protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed-by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.
That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again.
He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave-in and leaned over to Hillary and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Hillary batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him. He said,
"Take the dog for a walk".
A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only... (show quote)


HA! Choosing the lesser of two evils is no choice at all! Thanks for the laugh Oz😎

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Jun 7, 2023 10:48:24   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Bubububut I wash once a month


Whether you need it or not huh Oz 🤪

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Jun 7, 2023 10:50:19   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Whitey wrote:
Whether you need it or not huh Oz 🤪


Yep the sheep and the dog.

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Jun 7, 2023 10:51:23   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Yep the sheep and the dog.


🤣🤣🤣🤣

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