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An elementary School Teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom with the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders.
Their insight may surprise you.
While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
1. Don't change horses-until they stop running.
2. Strike while the-bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before-Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of-termites.
5.You can lead a horse to water but-how?
6.Don't bite the hand that-looks dirty.
7.No news-is impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a-Mr.
9.You can't teach an old dog new-math.
10.If you lie down with dogs,-you'll stink in the morning.
11.Love all, trust-me.
12.The pen is mightier than the-pigs.
13.An idle mind is-the best way to relax.
14.Where there's smoke there's-pollution.
15.Happy the bride who-gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is-not much.
17.Two's company, three's-the Musketeers.
18.Don't put off till tomorrow what-you put on to go to bed.
19.Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and-you have to blow your nose.
20.There are none so blind as-Stevie Wonder.
21.Children should be seen and not-spanked or grounded.
22.If at first you don't succeed-get new batteries.
23.You get out of something only what you-see in the picture on the box.
24.When the blind lead the blind-get out of the way.
25.A bird in the hand-is going to poop on you.
And the WINNER and last one!
26.Better late than-pregnant.
hacksaw wrote:
Hack ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐บ
An elementary School Teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom with the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders.
Their insight may surprise you.
While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
1. Don't change horses-until they stop running.
2. Strike while the-bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before-Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of-termites.
5.You can lead a horse to water but-how?
6.Don't bite the hand that-looks dirty.
7.No news-is impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a-Mr.
9.You can't teach an old dog new-math.
10.If you lie down with dogs,-you'll stink in the morning.
11.Love all, trust-me.
12.The pen is mightier than the-pigs.
13.An idle mind is-the best way to relax.
14.Where there's smoke there's-pollution.
15.Happy the bride who-gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is-not much.
17.Two's company, three's-the Musketeers.
18.Don't put off till tomorrow what-you put on to go to bed.
19.Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and-you have to blow your nose.
20.There are none so blind as-Stevie Wonder.
21.Children should be seen and not-spanked or grounded.
22.If at first you don't succeed-get new batteries.
23.You get out of something only what you-see in the picture on the box.
24.When the blind lead the blind-get out of the way.
25.A bird in the hand-is going to poop on you.
And the WINNER and last one!
26.Better late than-pregnant.
Hack ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐บ br An elementary School Teacher had ... (
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Out of the mouths of babes... Good ones Hack!
hacksaw wrote:
Hack ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐บ
An elementary School Teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom with the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders.
Their insight may surprise you.
While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
1. Don't change horses-until they stop running.
2. Strike while the-bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before-Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of-termites.
5.You can lead a horse to water but-how?
6.Don't bite the hand that-looks dirty.
7.No news-is impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a-Mr.
9.You can't teach an old dog new-math.
10.If you lie down with dogs,-you'll stink in the morning.
11.Love all, trust-me.
12.The pen is mightier than the-pigs.
13.An idle mind is-the best way to relax.
14.Where there's smoke there's-pollution.
15.Happy the bride who-gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is-not much.
17.Two's company, three's-the Musketeers.
18.Don't put off till tomorrow what-you put on to go to bed.
19.Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and-you have to blow your nose.
20.There are none so blind as-Stevie Wonder.
21.Children should be seen and not-spanked or grounded.
22.If at first you don't succeed-get new batteries.
23.You get out of something only what you-see in the picture on the box.
24.When the blind lead the blind-get out of the way.
25.A bird in the hand-is going to poop on you.
And the WINNER and last one!
26.Better late than-pregnant.
Hack ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐บ br An elementary School Teacher had ... (
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Hack I like the way those kids think brother.
I was 16 when I discovered how true #26 was n what a relief ๐คฃ๐คฃ
I like those.
Good to hear from you Hack.
Fredfish wrote:
Out of the mouths of babes... Good ones Hack!
Thanks Fred. I screwed up the title. They are 1st graders.
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mistred64 wrote:
I like those.
Good to hear from you Hack.
Thank you mistred. I really appreciate that.
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Flytier wrote:
Good job on these Hack
Thanks Fly. Hope youโre doing well.
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Lots of good ones Hack! ๐๐ป๐๐ป
hacksaw wrote:
Hack ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐บ
An elementary School Teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom with the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders.
Their insight may surprise you.
While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
1. Don't change horses-until they stop running.
2. Strike while the-bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before-Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of-termites.
5.You can lead a horse to water but-how?
6.Don't bite the hand that-looks dirty.
7.No news-is impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a-Mr.
9.You can't teach an old dog new-math.
10.If you lie down with dogs,-you'll stink in the morning.
11.Love all, trust-me.
12.The pen is mightier than the-pigs.
13.An idle mind is-the best way to relax.
14.Where there's smoke there's-pollution.
15.Happy the bride who-gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is-not much.
17.Two's company, three's-the Musketeers.
18.Don't put off till tomorrow what-you put on to go to bed.
19.Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and-you have to blow your nose.
20.There are none so blind as-Stevie Wonder.
21.Children should be seen and not-spanked or grounded.
22.If at first you don't succeed-get new batteries.
23.You get out of something only what you-see in the picture on the box.
24.When the blind lead the blind-get out of the way.
25.A bird in the hand-is going to poop on you.
And the WINNER and last one!
26.Better late than-pregnant.
Hack ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐บ br An elementary School Teacher had ... (
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Too funny! I miss that Art Linkletter show, Kids Say the Darndest things.
hacksaw wrote:
Hack ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐บ
An elementary School Teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom with the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders.
Their insight may surprise you.
While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
1. Don't change horses-until they stop running.
2. Strike while the-bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before-Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of-termites.
5.You can lead a horse to water but-how?
6.Don't bite the hand that-looks dirty.
7.No news-is impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a-Mr.
9.You can't teach an old dog new-math.
10.If you lie down with dogs,-you'll stink in the morning.
11.Love all, trust-me.
12.The pen is mightier than the-pigs.
13.An idle mind is-the best way to relax.
14.Where there's smoke there's-pollution.
15.Happy the bride who-gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is-not much.
17.Two's company, three's-the Musketeers.
18.Don't put off till tomorrow what-you put on to go to bed.
19.Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and-you have to blow your nose.
20.There are none so blind as-Stevie Wonder.
21.Children should be seen and not-spanked or grounded.
22.If at first you don't succeed-get new batteries.
23.You get out of something only what you-see in the picture on the box.
24.When the blind lead the blind-get out of the way.
25.A bird in the hand-is going to poop on you.
And the WINNER and last one!
26.Better late than-pregnant.
Hack ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐บ br An elementary School Teacher had ... (
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Really glad to see your post. Itโs a good one. Keep them coming
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Lots of good ones Hack! ๐๐ป๐๐ป
Thanks Doug. Man what a nice Trout youโre holding. If I called it wrong, sorry.
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Glad you liked them Papa Jack.
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Frank romero wrote:
Really glad to see your post. Itโs a good one. Keep them coming
I will and thanks so much Frank.
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