Bad Joke of the Day, 3/31/23: What do a wife and a grenade have in common? – They both leave you hurt when you pull off the ring.

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

What do a wife and a grenade have in common?

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They both leave you hurt when you pull off the ring.

Rutinbuck Loc: Haysville, Kansas

Fly that is so true!

E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek

Luckily, I have zero experience w either.
Good one Leo,how's Marion??

bknecht Loc: Northeast pa

Pretty funny fly, have a great day there buddy.

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

E.pa.al wrote:

Luckily, I have zero experience w either.
Good one Leo,how's Marion??

Thank you for asking, Al. She has three appts. on Monday, one is an MRI of her brain and three appts. on Tuesday, of which one of them is a PET scan to see what the neck down to her waist looks like. We will know more on Tues. afternoon. She is concerned because she is always cold, tired, and constipated. We have the furnace set at 73*, and she still has her sweater, and down jacket on with a blanket over her lap. Not a good thing.

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

flyguy wrote:

Thank you for asking, Al. She has three appts. on Monday, one is an MRI of her brain and three appts. on Tuesday, of which one of them is a PET scan to see what the neck down to her waist looks like. We will know more on Tues. afternoon. She is concerned because she is always cold, tired, and constipated. We have the furnace set at 73*, and she still has her sweater, and down jacket on with a blanket over her lap. Not a good thing.

🙏🏻 for Marion

Good joke, though!

Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA

flyguy wrote:

What do a wife and a grenade have in common?

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They both leave you hurt when you pull off the ring.

Yep! Still have PTSD from it..... Should have went for the Grenade!!

HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts

flyguy wrote:

Thank you for asking, Al. She has three appts. on Monday, one is an MRI of her brain and three appts. on Tuesday, of which one of them is a PET scan to see what the neck down to her waist looks like. We will know more on Tues. afternoon. She is concerned because she is always cold, tired, and constipated. We have the furnace set at 73*, and she still has her sweater, and down jacket on with a blanket over her lap. Not a good thing.

Continuing prayers fly🙏🙏🙏☝️😑

Blackdog Loc: Round Rock, TX

flyguy wrote:

Thank you for asking, Al. She has three appts. on Monday, one is an MRI of her brain and three appts. on Tuesday, of which one of them is a PET scan to see what the neck down to her waist looks like. We will know more on Tues. afternoon. She is concerned because she is always cold, tired, and constipated. We have the furnace set at 73*, and she still has her sweater, and down jacket on with a blanket over her lap. Not a good thing.

Why don't you move her to Texas where it is warm? Personally, as a kid, cold weather never bothered me. Now I can't stand the cold. We are looking to see the 90's this next week and then back to seasonal upper 70's and lower 80's. Well, just a thought.

Funny "Bad joke of the Day"

Thanks FG

BD

Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa

flyguy wrote:

Thank you for asking, Al. She has three appts. on Monday, one is an MRI of her brain and three appts. on Tuesday, of which one of them is a PET scan to see what the neck down to her waist looks like. We will know more on Tues. afternoon. She is concerned because she is always cold, tired, and constipated. We have the furnace set at 73*, and she still has her sweater, and down jacket on with a blanket over her lap. Not a good thing.

Miss Marion is sure going through alot brother.

Best wishes to your lovely lady brother.

Tell her We send our luv👍😊

Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa

E.pa.al wrote:

Luckily, I have zero experience w either.
Good one Leo,how's Marion??

Al you don’t want to either brother.
🤪🤣

Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware

flyguy wrote:

What do a wife and a grenade have in common?

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At keast you can take cover from a grenade

They both leave you hurt when you pull off the ring.

Passingbye Loc: Reidsville NC

flyguy wrote:

What do a wife and a grenade have in common?

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They both leave you hurt when you pull off the ring.

Wife is more dangerous even with the ring still on they can blow your money, blow your.mind and leave you in the dark..you gotta pull the ring off a hand grenade to hurt anything.

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

Blackdog wrote:

Why don't you move her to Texas where it is warm? Personally, as a kid, cold weather never bothered me. Now I can't stand the cold. We are looking to see the 90's this next week and then back to seasonal upper 70's and lower 80's. Well, just a thought.

Funny "Bad joke of the Day"

Thanks FG

BD

I'm actually going a little more to the North, but I'm going down in the Miss. River Valley, and off of the Bluff land so we won't have so much wind. That will be nice!

I wouldn't mind moving to SPI, but I think this will be my last move.

Blackdog Loc: Round Rock, TX

Well, Then FG Good Luck to you and Mrs. Marion in the new place. Maybe you could get her a sauna to stay warm.

I'll let the Gov'ner know, and I'm sure he will miss you two very much, as will all of the rest of us.

Carry On.

BD