What does this smell like.
Unprr
Loc: Elkhorn, Nebraska
After a hard day at work, all I wanted to do was watch the news on TV before dinner. My son, 3 years old old at the time, was bugging me about a smell on his finger. He kept putting his finger in my face, asking what does this smell like.
I kept pushing him away, asking to just watch the news. After a few minutes, a commercial came on and I asked him to let me smell, after guessing wrong a few times, I asked were his finger had been, his reply, up my butt.
Kids, never stop surprising you.
Gordon
Loc: Charleston South Carolina
Unprr wrote:
After a hard day at work, all I wanted to do was watch the news on TV before dinner. My son, 3 years old old at the time, was bugging me about a smell on his finger. He kept putting his finger in my face, asking what does this smell like.
I kept pushing him away, asking to just watch the news. After a few minutes, a commercial came on and I asked him to let me smell, after guessing wrong a few times, I asked were his finger had been, his reply, up my butt.
Kids, never stop surprising you.
After a hard day at work, all I wanted to do was w... (
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I'm still laughing. As Art Linkletter said. Kids say the darkest things.
Unprr wrote:
After a hard day at work, all I wanted to do was watch the news on TV before dinner. My son, 3 years old old at the time, was bugging me about a smell on his finger. He kept putting his finger in my face, asking what does this smell like.
I kept pushing him away, asking to just watch the news. After a few minutes, a commercial came on and I asked him to let me smell, after guessing wrong a few times, I asked were his finger had been, his reply, up my butt.
Kids, never stop surprising you.
After a hard day at work, all I wanted to do was w... (
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Hahaha sounds like a corker 🤪
Unprr wrote:
After a hard day at work, all I wanted to do was watch the news on TV before dinner. My son, 3 years old old at the time, was bugging me about a smell on his finger. He kept putting his finger in my face, asking what does this smell like.
I kept pushing him away, asking to just watch the news. After a few minutes, a commercial came on and I asked him to let me smell, after guessing wrong a few times, I asked were his finger had been, his reply, up my butt.
Kids, never stop surprising you.
After a hard day at work, all I wanted to do was w... (
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I worked night shift before I retired 3 years ago. My grandson was also 3 old at the time. One day he came in and woke me up saying
" Grandpa! Grandpa wake up"!
" What do you need buddy"?
" You're a turd "!
You're a turd to let me sleep."
My wife thought it was hilarious. She swares she didn't put him up to it
Yeah right 😊
Commander Bell out
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