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Dec 6, 2022 07:47:45   #
BadFisherman.11 Loc: Central Texas
 
From the BadBobby files...

It's sad, but my great-great-grand kids will never know the joy of finding a quarter in the return slot of a payphone.

Do you remember getting out of bed without sound effects?

When the hen stops laying eggs, is it henopause?

I really miss being able to slam the phone down when I hang up on someone. Violently pressing "end call" just ain't the same.

Man to grandson: "When I was your age, I had to walk to the tv to change channels.

If my body was a car, it would be time to trade for a newer model. I've got scratches, bumps and dents in my finish and my paint job is getting dull. Thats not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's hard to see things close up, far off or at night. My traction is not as good as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My white walls are stained with varicose veins. It takes hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel burns inefficiently...and, here's the worst part:

Every time I sneeze or cough, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust back-fires.

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Dec 6, 2022 08:01:55   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
All good ones BF and unfortunately that last one seems to be true for all of us

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Dec 6, 2022 08:19:31   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
From the BadBobby files...

It's sad, but my great-great-grand kids will never know the joy of finding a quarter in the return slot of a payphone.

Do you remember getting out of bed without sound effects?

When the hen stops laying eggs, is it henopause?

I really miss being able to slam the phone down when I hang up on someone. Violently pressing "end call" just ain't the same.

Man to grandson: "When I was your age, I had to walk to the tv to change channels.

If my body was a car, it would be time to trade for a newer model. I've got scratches, bumps and dents in my finish and my paint job is getting dull. Thats not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's hard to see things close up, far off or at night. My traction is not as good as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My white walls are stained with varicose veins. It takes hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel burns inefficiently...and, here's the worst part:

Every time I sneeze or cough, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust back-fires.
From the BadBobby files... br br It's sad, but my... (show quote)


Pretty funny there!!

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Dec 6, 2022 08:26:16   #
Graveytrain50 Loc: DFW Area Texas
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
From the BadBobby files...

It's sad, but my great-great-grand kids will never know the joy of finding a quarter in the return slot of a payphone.

Do you remember getting out of bed without sound effects?

When the hen stops laying eggs, is it henopause?

I really miss being able to slam the phone down when I hang up on someone. Violently pressing "end call" just ain't the same.

Man to grandson: "When I was your age, I had to walk to the tv to change channels.

If my body was a car, it would be time to trade for a newer model. I've got scratches, bumps and dents in my finish and my paint job is getting dull. Thats not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's hard to see things close up, far off or at night. My traction is not as good as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My white walls are stained with varicose veins. It takes hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel burns inefficiently...and, here's the worst part:

Every time I sneeze or cough, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust back-fires.
From the BadBobby files... br br It's sad, but my... (show quote)

Great one Bad fisherman. I can relate🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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Dec 6, 2022 08:42:53   #
Jer Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
From the BadBobby files...

It's sad, but my great-great-grand kids will never know the joy of finding a quarter in the return slot of a payphone.

Do you remember getting out of bed without sound effects?

When the hen stops laying eggs, is it henopause?

I really miss being able to slam the phone down when I hang up on someone. Violently pressing "end call" just ain't the same.

Man to grandson: "When I was your age, I had to walk to the tv to change channels.

If my body was a car, it would be time to trade for a newer model. I've got scratches, bumps and dents in my finish and my paint job is getting dull. Thats not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's hard to see things close up, far off or at night. My traction is not as good as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My white walls are stained with varicose veins. It takes hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel burns inefficiently...and, here's the worst part:

Every time I sneeze or cough, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust back-fires.
From the BadBobby files... br br It's sad, but my... (show quote)


I certainly can relate to these.
Thanks. 👍

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Dec 6, 2022 09:35:22   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
From the BadBobby files...

It's sad, but my great-great-grand kids will never know the joy of finding a quarter in the return slot of a payphone.

Do you remember getting out of bed without sound effects?

When the hen stops laying eggs, is it henopause?

I really miss being able to slam the phone down when I hang up on someone. Violently pressing "end call" just ain't the same.

Man to grandson: "When I was your age, I had to walk to the tv to change channels.

If my body was a car, it would be time to trade for a newer model. I've got scratches, bumps and dents in my finish and my paint job is getting dull. Thats not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's hard to see things close up, far off or at night. My traction is not as good as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My white walls are stained with varicose veins. It takes hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel burns inefficiently...and, here's the worst part:

Every time I sneeze or cough, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust back-fires.
From the BadBobby files... br br It's sad, but my... (show quote)


Ain't they all the Truth !! Haha , Miss You BB !🙏👍🤙Thanks Marine !!👍

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Dec 6, 2022 10:09:17   #
Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
From the BadBobby files...

It's sad, but my great-great-grand kids will never know the joy of finding a quarter in the return slot of a payphone.

Do you remember getting out of bed without sound effects?

When the hen stops laying eggs, is it henopause?

I really miss being able to slam the phone down when I hang up on someone. Violently pressing "end call" just ain't the same.

Man to grandson: "When I was your age, I had to walk to the tv to change channels.

If my body was a car, it would be time to trade for a newer model. I've got scratches, bumps and dents in my finish and my paint job is getting dull. Thats not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's hard to see things close up, far off or at night. My traction is not as good as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My white walls are stained with varicose veins. It takes hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel burns inefficiently...and, here's the worst part:

Every time I sneeze or cough, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust back-fires.
From the BadBobby files... br br It's sad, but my... (show quote)


Good ones buddy.

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Dec 6, 2022 10:41:03   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Good ones there!!

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Dec 6, 2022 10:55:31   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
Very funny.

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Dec 6, 2022 10:59:29   #
Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
From the BadBobby files...

It's sad, but my great-great-grand kids will never know the joy of finding a quarter in the return slot of a payphone.

Do you remember getting out of bed without sound effects?

When the hen stops laying eggs, is it henopause?

I really miss being able to slam the phone down when I hang up on someone. Violently pressing "end call" just ain't the same.

Man to grandson: "When I was your age, I had to walk to the tv to change channels.

If my body was a car, it would be time to trade for a newer model. I've got scratches, bumps and dents in my finish and my paint job is getting dull. Thats not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's hard to see things close up, far off or at night. My traction is not as good as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My white walls are stained with varicose veins. It takes hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel burns inefficiently...and, here's the worst part:

Every time I sneeze or cough, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust back-fires.
From the BadBobby files... br br It's sad, but my... (show quote)


That last one was to good not to share. Thank you for the chuckles.

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Dec 6, 2022 18:05:59   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
You didn't have to remind me

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Dec 7, 2022 11:30:04   #
HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
From the BadBobby files...

It's sad, but my great-great-grand kids will never know the joy of finding a quarter in the return slot of a payphone.

Do you remember getting out of bed without sound effects?

When the hen stops laying eggs, is it henopause?

I really miss being able to slam the phone down when I hang up on someone. Violently pressing "end call" just ain't the same.

Man to grandson: "When I was your age, I had to walk to the tv to change channels.

If my body was a car, it would be time to trade for a newer model. I've got scratches, bumps and dents in my finish and my paint job is getting dull. Thats not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's hard to see things close up, far off or at night. My traction is not as good as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My white walls are stained with varicose veins. It takes hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel burns inefficiently...and, here's the worst part:

Every time I sneeze or cough, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust back-fires.
From the BadBobby files... br br It's sad, but my... (show quote)


🇺🇸👍🤪👌thanks for the laughs BF

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Dec 7, 2022 13:43:18   #
Justoldjim Loc: JUNCTION CITY, OR.
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
From the BadBobby files...

It's sad, but my great-great-grand kids will never know the joy of finding a quarter in the return slot of a payphone.

Do you remember getting out of bed without sound effects?

When the hen stops laying eggs, is it henopause?

I really miss being able to slam the phone down when I hang up on someone. Violently pressing "end call" just ain't the same.

Man to grandson: "When I was your age, I had to walk to the tv to change channels.

If my body was a car, it would be time to trade for a newer model. I've got scratches, bumps and dents in my finish and my paint job is getting dull. Thats not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's hard to see things close up, far off or at night. My traction is not as good as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My white walls are stained with varicose veins. It takes hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel burns inefficiently...and, here's the worst part:

Every time I sneeze or cough, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust back-fires.
From the BadBobby files... br br It's sad, but my... (show quote)


Aint it the truth LOL

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Dec 7, 2022 19:08:03   #
mizmo Loc: Ohio
 
AMEN, BADFISHERMAN,WELCOME TO THE CLUB !!!! LOL

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Dec 7, 2022 19:29:30   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
From the BadBobby files...

It's sad, but my great-great-grand kids will never know the joy of finding a quarter in the return slot of a payphone.

Do you remember getting out of bed without sound effects?

When the hen stops laying eggs, is it henopause?

I really miss being able to slam the phone down when I hang up on someone. Violently pressing "end call" just ain't the same.

Man to grandson: "When I was your age, I had to walk to the tv to change channels.

If my body was a car, it would be time to trade for a newer model. I've got scratches, bumps and dents in my finish and my paint job is getting dull. Thats not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's hard to see things close up, far off or at night. My traction is not as good as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My white walls are stained with varicose veins. It takes hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel burns inefficiently...and, here's the worst part:

Every time I sneeze or cough, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust back-fires.
From the BadBobby files... br br It's sad, but my... (show quote)


Bad Bobby was a funny man. Thanks for keeping him around BF 🤣👍

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