troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC

'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'
'Yes What can I do for you?'
'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor pasture Troy ...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs , but he's hidin' it there.'
'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Troy house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Troy and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Troy’s house.
'Hey, Troy This here's Plum .. did the Sheriff come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Yep!'
'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Hey Troy, you didn't say how to chop the wood. Just used the sources at hand. Now where is my money

troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC

Money? You wanna keep the shed warm don’t you. I mean I supply everything else. Well at least when you decide to stay. I guess the old lady down the road takes better care of you. Don’t know what you have done or doing with her but she acts different in a good way. She picked up the pie earlier.

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Well soon I will be off to work, she will just have to manage. Please check in on her this week, duty calls.

troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC

Sure will. She comes by the house more often when you are at work. I guess she’s lonely lol.

HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts

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troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC

LOL I do all I can for Plum. Had the shed remodel to his liking’s and no matter what I do he complains day after day. He’s very smart and gifted. I am just trying to get him to see that in himself. If only I could get him in rehab again. I feel after several times all ready this one last time will really help. He doing much better since the older lady down the street has taken a very heavy liking to him. Drunkenness and all.

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

" Had the shed remodeled " ? You call turning the straw over to lay on remodeled? What happen to the tarp on the roof it gets wet in here?

Please do take care of my Older Lady Friend, she is hinting to better living conditions for me. Something about a old VW bus in the back of her place.

HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts

Hang in there Plum🇺🇸😎👍

HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts

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troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC

Your drunkenness has caused you to lose so much Plum. At your last Rehab you promised to be good. I told you it Tom to drink but limit yourself YOU agreed and was doing well. I remodeled the shed just as you wanted. Suddenly we notice you were not coming home. After weeks the 1st Lady and I begin to worry. We asked the elderly lady and she said you were at the honey hole again. We arrived at the honey hole and there you were drunk and naked on the pool table. I asked where were your clothes and you couldn’t remember. We took you home but you swore that was not your home. Not wanted to fight with you the 1st Lady said ok where do you live. You pointed in the direction and we walked you to your said home. Plum that barn is not on our property. That’s the elderly man who shot at you when you were leaving the elderly lady house. After looking in the barn you stayed there because he has a full operation set up to make his moon shine. You gave up a brand new remodel shed to your liking because of your habits. Just to let you know he old Lady was seen coming out of the shed early this morning so we know you were in there last night. We heard y’all. Please keep the noise down. The neighbors are complaining that it’s us.

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

That is the only thing going my way Henry, hanging in there in hopes the landlord doesn't raise the rent in 23 especially if the VW accommodations don't pan out.

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Slightly intoxicate is not considered drunkenness' My two bottles a night are socially acceptable in my social circuit even though it starts at the curb. Please re think your accusation I di have feelings you know.

Now for all this honey hole talk, nakedness, elderly lady, some old guy shooting at me, and a barn I absolutely have no clue to what you say. I stand / sit to my word that we were alone last night thus the noise from us chasing the critters out of the shed. The hole in the roof has been like a turnstile for these varmints.

Please tell the first lady Thank that that I appreciate the biscuits and gravy plate for dinner. Sure was nice not to have the scraps you slide under the door.

HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts

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