It was hard to not like Red Skelton. These are credited to him.
--Where do people in hell tell people to go.
-- I'm not saying my wife is a bad cook but even I know you don't open a grapefruit with a can opener.
--Why do they have a handicapped parking spot in front of a liquor store?
--My wife's cooking did a good job of breaking our dog's habit of begging at the table.
--Junior, are you pulling the cat's tail? Junior, no I'm holding on, he's doing the pulling.
--If I wake up in the morning and don't see candles burning and smell flowers, I know it's going to be a good day.
--Red, do you exercise? Red, no, I get plenty of exercise being a pallbearer for my friends that exercised.
Red Skelton seemed to be a man at peace with himself and wanted to make people laugh. Sounds like a good way to live to me.
Those are great Greg, always got a kick out of his humor.
OJdidit wrote:
Those are great Greg, always got a kick out of his humor.
Thanks John. I hope things are good at your home.
OJdidit wrote:
Those are great Greg, always got a kick out of his humor.
always liked "heathcliff"
Ted A
Loc: Eastern Washington
ghaynes1 wrote:
It was hard to not like Red Skelton. These are credited to him.
--Where do people in hell tell people to go.
-- I'm not saying my wife is a bad cook but even I know you don't open a grapefruit with a can opener.
--Why do they have a handicapped parking spot in front of a liquor store?
--My wife's cooking did a good job of breaking our dog's habit of begging at the table.
--Junior, are you pulling the cat's tail? Junior, no I'm holding on, he's doing the pulling.
--If I wake up in the morning and don't see candles burning and smell flowers, I know it's going to be a good day.
--Red, do you exercise? Red, no, I get plenty of exercise being a pallbearer for my friends that exercised.
Red Skelton seemed to be a man at peace with himself and wanted to make people laugh. Sounds like a good way to live to me.
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I agree with you. I liked his sense of humor. And then there was Gertrude and Hecliff.
I liked his one liner jokes he pulled off the top of his head and I remember one that got him into trouble. As Freddie the freeloader, said " I saw a piss ant the other day and started thinking, Do you step on a piss ant or piss on a step ant?
The FCC had a fit but with live TV back then it was too late. Every kid at school the next morning was telling the joke π€£
He will always be one of my favorites.
Can't forget Clem Kadiddlehopper
Thanks for sharing....he was one of our better famous Hoosiers
ghaynes1 wrote:
It was hard to not like Red Skelton. These are credited to him.
--Where do people in hell tell people to go.
-- I'm not saying my wife is a bad cook but even I know you don't open a grapefruit with a can opener.
--Why do they have a handicapped parking spot in front of a liquor store?
--My wife's cooking did a good job of breaking our dog's habit of begging at the table.
--Junior, are you pulling the cat's tail? Junior, no I'm holding on, he's doing the pulling.
--If I wake up in the morning and don't see candles burning and smell flowers, I know it's going to be a good day.
--Red, do you exercise? Red, no, I get plenty of exercise being a pallbearer for my friends that exercised.
Red Skelton seemed to be a man at peace with himself and wanted to make people laugh. Sounds like a good way to live to me.
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He was always funny without being vulgar. Good clean jokes
My Dad loved him and would do Clem Kaddilehopper sp?imitation, Liked he very sweetly ended his broadcasts with "God bless."
Thanks for the reminder!!
ghaynes1 wrote:
It was hard to not like Red Skelton. These are credited to him.
--Where do people in hell tell people to go.
-- I'm not saying my wife is a bad cook but even I know you don't open a grapefruit with a can opener.
--Why do they have a handicapped parking spot in front of a liquor store?
--My wife's cooking did a good job of breaking our dog's habit of begging at the table.
--Junior, are you pulling the cat's tail? Junior, no I'm holding on, he's doing the pulling.
--If I wake up in the morning and don't see candles burning and smell flowers, I know it's going to be a good day.
--Red, do you exercise? Red, no, I get plenty of exercise being a pallbearer for my friends that exercised.
Red Skelton seemed to be a man at peace with himself and wanted to make people laugh. Sounds like a good way to live to me.
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He certainly did that brother. Clem Kadiddlehopper was a riot π€£ π€£
HenryG
Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
ghaynes1 wrote:
It was hard to not like Red Skelton. These are credited to him.
--Where do people in hell tell people to go.
-- I'm not saying my wife is a bad cook but even I know you don't open a grapefruit with a can opener.
--Why do they have a handicapped parking spot in front of a liquor store?
--My wife's cooking did a good job of breaking our dog's habit of begging at the table.
--Junior, are you pulling the cat's tail? Junior, no I'm holding on, he's doing the pulling.
--If I wake up in the morning and don't see candles burning and smell flowers, I know it's going to be a good day.
--Red, do you exercise? Red, no, I get plenty of exercise being a pallbearer for my friends that exercised.
Red Skelton seemed to be a man at peace with himself and wanted to make people laugh. Sounds like a good way to live to me.
It was hard to not like Red Skelton. These are cre... (
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And dont forget Frankie Fontain and Mr Dunahehehe π€ͺππΊπΈ
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