An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is a couple sex?
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question then she's old enough to get a straight answer. Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities that go along with it.
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement. Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?
The little girl replied, "Well, Grandma says to tell you that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.
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dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
Very funny Hack one embarrassed grandfather
flyguy
Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
Good morning Hack. There is a good chance that she knows what a couple of secs is now and that she also knows that grandfathers can't hear very well. Good one, Hack and have a nice day.
Good one GrandpaโฆOOPS ๐คฆ๐ผโโ๏ธ
Jer
Loc: N. Illinois ๐บ๐ธ
hacksaw wrote:
An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is a couple sex?
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question then she's old enough to get a straight answer. Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities that go along with it.
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement. Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?
The little girl replied, "Well, Grandma says to tell you that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.
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Awesome, Hack.
Thankfully, that never happened to me. ๐
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Good one to start my day with
Mooseman65 wrote:
You the man Hack ๐
Thank you Moosieman. Iโm glad you liked them.
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Actually, the way TV programming and commercials work these days, the kids pretty much know all about it by the time they're four.
Barnacles wrote:
Actually, the way TV programming and commercials work these days, the kids pretty much know all about it by the time they're four.
Thatโs so true Barnacles and so sad.
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