None of these quotes are mine. Iβm not that dumb.π€
Hack πΊπΈπΊπ¦
"It depends what your definition of 'is' is?''
~William Jefferson Clinton
"Rumors are false. I believe in the sanctity of marriage."
~John Edwards
"Gorsuch isn't fit to serve because he uses law and not emotions."
~Kamala Harris
"What difference does it make?" (re: Benghazi)
~Hillary Clinton
"I invented the Internet."
~ Al Gore
"America is, is no longer, uh, what it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was, uh, and I say to myself, uh, I don't want that future, uh, for my children."
~Barack Obama
"I have campaigned in all 57 states."
~Barack Obama (Quoted in 2008)
"You don't need God anymore; you have us Democrats."
~ Nancy Pelosi (Quoted in 2006)
"Paying taxes is voluntary."
~Sen. Harry Reid
"Homicide is the leading cause of murder."
~Rep. Sheila Jackson
"No ordinary American cares about Constitutional rights."
~Joe Biden
"Having an abortion is no different than having one's tonsils removed."
~Elizabeth Warren
"Owning guns is not a right. If it were a right, it would be in the, Constitution."
~Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (2018)
"Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he is."
~Hillary Rodham-Clinton (Quoted in 1998)
"You have a business.... you didn't build that. Someone else did!"
~Barack Obama (Quoted in 2012)
"Social Security has nothing to do with the deficit."
~Bernie Sanders
And the most STUPID gem of wisdom, from the "Mother Superior of Ridiculous":
"We just have to pass Obama's Healthcare bill to see what's in itβ.
~Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March in 2010)
As one Doctor said: "That is also the perfect definition of a stool sample."
Beyond a doubt, the greatest statement of all time, a rare gem, was made by Democratic House Speaker Sam Rayburn - at the first Congressional session, after Ted Kennedy was caught, on camera, having sex with one of his aides on the deck of his yacht:
{"Ah see that the good Senatuh from the great state of Massa-two-shits has changed his position on off-shore drillin"}
AND THE LATEST FROM THIS DYSFUNCTIONAL, STUPID BUNCH IS:
"My fear is if North Korea nukes us, Trump is gonna get us into a war."
~ Maxine Waters .. 2017
"You need to vote for the Democrats, otherwise the illegal aliens will lose their rights"!
~ Nancy Pelosi .. 2019
"And So It Goes!"
CamT
Loc: La Porte, Texas
hacksaw wrote:
None of these quotes are mine. Iβm not that dumb.π€
Hack πΊπΈπΊπ¦
"It depends what your definition of 'is' is?''
~William Jefferson Clinton
"Rumors are false. I believe in the sanctity of marriage."
~John Edwards
"Gorsuch isn't fit to serve because he uses law and not emotions."
~Kamala Harris
"What difference does it make?" (re: Benghazi)
~Hillary Clinton
"I invented the Internet."
~ Al Gore
"America is, is no longer, uh, what it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was, uh, and I say to myself, uh, I don't want that future, uh, for my children."
~Barack Obama
"I have campaigned in all 57 states."
~Barack Obama (Quoted in 2008)
"You don't need God anymore; you have us Democrats."
~ Nancy Pelosi (Quoted in 2006)
"Paying taxes is voluntary."
~Sen. Harry Reid
"Homicide is the leading cause of murder."
~Rep. Sheila Jackson
"No ordinary American cares about Constitutional rights."
~Joe Biden
"Having an abortion is no different than having one's tonsils removed."
~Elizabeth Warren
"Owning guns is not a right. If it were a right, it would be in the, Constitution."
~Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (2018)
"Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he is."
~Hillary Rodham-Clinton (Quoted in 1998)
"You have a business.... you didn't build that. Someone else did!"
~Barack Obama (Quoted in 2012)
"Social Security has nothing to do with the deficit."
~Bernie Sanders
And the most STUPID gem of wisdom, from the "Mother Superior of Ridiculous":
"We just have to pass Obama's Healthcare bill to see what's in itβ.
~Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March in 2010)
As one Doctor said: "That is also the perfect definition of a stool sample."
Beyond a doubt, the greatest statement of all time, a rare gem, was made by Democratic House Speaker Sam Rayburn - at the first Congressional session, after Ted Kennedy was caught, on camera, having sex with one of his aides on the deck of his yacht:
{"Ah see that the good Senatuh from the great state of Massa-two-shits has changed his position on off-shore drillin"}
AND THE LATEST FROM THIS DYSFUNCTIONAL, STUPID BUNCH IS:
"My fear is if North Korea nukes us, Trump is gonna get us into a war."
~ Maxine Waters .. 2017
"You need to vote for the Democrats, otherwise the illegal aliens will lose their rights"!
~ Nancy Pelosi .. 2019
"And So It Goes!"
None of these quotes are mine. Iβm not that dumb.?... (
show quote)
God help us,
These are the same people who think you can hold a turd by the clean end
hacksaw wrote:
None of these quotes are mine. Iβm not that dumb.π€
Hack πΊπΈπΊπ¦
"It depends what your definition of 'is' is?''
~William Jefferson Clinton
"Rumors are false. I believe in the sanctity of marriage."
~John Edwards
"Gorsuch isn't fit to serve because he uses law and not emotions."
~Kamala Harris
"What difference does it make?" (re: Benghazi)
~Hillary Clinton
"I invented the Internet."
~ Al Gore
"America is, is no longer, uh, what it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was, uh, and I say to myself, uh, I don't want that future, uh, for my children."
~Barack Obama
"I have campaigned in all 57 states."
~Barack Obama (Quoted in 2008)
"You don't need God anymore; you have us Democrats."
~ Nancy Pelosi (Quoted in 2006)
"Paying taxes is voluntary."
~Sen. Harry Reid
"Homicide is the leading cause of murder."
~Rep. Sheila Jackson
"No ordinary American cares about Constitutional rights."
~Joe Biden
"Having an abortion is no different than having one's tonsils removed."
~Elizabeth Warren
"Owning guns is not a right. If it were a right, it would be in the, Constitution."
~Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (2018)
"Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he is."
~Hillary Rodham-Clinton (Quoted in 1998)
"You have a business.... you didn't build that. Someone else did!"
~Barack Obama (Quoted in 2012)
"Social Security has nothing to do with the deficit."
~Bernie Sanders
And the most STUPID gem of wisdom, from the "Mother Superior of Ridiculous":
"We just have to pass Obama's Healthcare bill to see what's in itβ.
~Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March in 2010)
As one Doctor said: "That is also the perfect definition of a stool sample."
Beyond a doubt, the greatest statement of all time, a rare gem, was made by Democratic House Speaker Sam Rayburn - at the first Congressional session, after Ted Kennedy was caught, on camera, having sex with one of his aides on the deck of his yacht:
{"Ah see that the good Senatuh from the great state of Massa-two-shits has changed his position on off-shore drillin"}
AND THE LATEST FROM THIS DYSFUNCTIONAL, STUPID BUNCH IS:
"My fear is if North Korea nukes us, Trump is gonna get us into a war."
~ Maxine Waters .. 2017
"You need to vote for the Democrats, otherwise the illegal aliens will lose their rights"!
~ Nancy Pelosi .. 2019
"And So It Goes!"
None of these quotes are mine. Iβm not that dumb.?... (
show quote)
Offshore drilling. You gotta love it. Two thumbs up for Senator Rayburn. ππ
hacksaw wrote:
None of these quotes are mine. Iβm not that dumb.π€
Hack πΊπΈπΊπ¦
"It depends what your definition of 'is' is?''
~William Jefferson Clinton
"Rumors are false. I believe in the sanctity of marriage."
~John Edwards
"Gorsuch isn't fit to serve because he uses law and not emotions."
~Kamala Harris
"What difference does it make?" (re: Benghazi)
~Hillary Clinton
"I invented the Internet."
~ Al Gore
"America is, is no longer, uh, what it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was, uh, and I say to myself, uh, I don't want that future, uh, for my children."
~Barack Obama
"I have campaigned in all 57 states."
~Barack Obama (Quoted in 2008)
"You don't need God anymore; you have us Democrats."
~ Nancy Pelosi (Quoted in 2006)
"Paying taxes is voluntary."
~Sen. Harry Reid
"Homicide is the leading cause of murder."
~Rep. Sheila Jackson
"No ordinary American cares about Constitutional rights."
~Joe Biden
"Having an abortion is no different than having one's tonsils removed."
~Elizabeth Warren
"Owning guns is not a right. If it were a right, it would be in the, Constitution."
~Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (2018)
"Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he is."
~Hillary Rodham-Clinton (Quoted in 1998)
"You have a business.... you didn't build that. Someone else did!"
~Barack Obama (Quoted in 2012)
"Social Security has nothing to do with the deficit."
~Bernie Sanders
And the most STUPID gem of wisdom, from the "Mother Superior of Ridiculous":
"We just have to pass Obama's Healthcare bill to see what's in itβ.
~Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March in 2010)
As one Doctor said: "That is also the perfect definition of a stool sample."
Beyond a doubt, the greatest statement of all time, a rare gem, was made by Democratic House Speaker Sam Rayburn - at the first Congressional session, after Ted Kennedy was caught, on camera, having sex with one of his aides on the deck of his yacht:
{"Ah see that the good Senatuh from the great state of Massa-two-shits has changed his position on off-shore drillin"}
AND THE LATEST FROM THIS DYSFUNCTIONAL, STUPID BUNCH IS:
"My fear is if North Korea nukes us, Trump is gonna get us into a war."
~ Maxine Waters .. 2017
"You need to vote for the Democrats, otherwise the illegal aliens will lose their rights"!
~ Nancy Pelosi .. 2019
"And So It Goes!"
None of these quotes are mine. Iβm not that dumb.?... (
show quote)
You forgot the dumbest one of all
" Fake News "
Guess who!
hacksaw wrote:
None of these quotes are mine. Iβm not that dumb.π€
Hack πΊπΈπΊπ¦
"It depends what your definition of 'is' is?''
~William Jefferson Clinton
"Rumors are false. I believe in the sanctity of marriage."
~John Edwards
"Gorsuch isn't fit to serve because he uses law and not emotions."
~Kamala Harris
"What difference does it make?" (re: Benghazi)
~Hillary Clinton
"I invented the Internet."
~ Al Gore
"America is, is no longer, uh, what it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was, uh, and I say to myself, uh, I don't want that future, uh, for my children."
~Barack Obama
"I have campaigned in all 57 states."
~Barack Obama (Quoted in 2008)
"You don't need God anymore; you have us Democrats."
~ Nancy Pelosi (Quoted in 2006)
"Paying taxes is voluntary."
~Sen. Harry Reid
"Homicide is the leading cause of murder."
~Rep. Sheila Jackson
"No ordinary American cares about Constitutional rights."
~Joe Biden
"Having an abortion is no different than having one's tonsils removed."
~Elizabeth Warren
"Owning guns is not a right. If it were a right, it would be in the, Constitution."
~Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (2018)
"Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he is."
~Hillary Rodham-Clinton (Quoted in 1998)
"You have a business.... you didn't build that. Someone else did!"
~Barack Obama (Quoted in 2012)
"Social Security has nothing to do with the deficit."
~Bernie Sanders
And the most STUPID gem of wisdom, from the "Mother Superior of Ridiculous":
"We just have to pass Obama's Healthcare bill to see what's in itβ.
~Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March in 2010)
As one Doctor said: "That is also the perfect definition of a stool sample."
Beyond a doubt, the greatest statement of all time, a rare gem, was made by Democratic House Speaker Sam Rayburn - at the first Congressional session, after Ted Kennedy was caught, on camera, having sex with one of his aides on the deck of his yacht:
{"Ah see that the good Senatuh from the great state of Massa-two-shits has changed his position on off-shore drillin"}
AND THE LATEST FROM THIS DYSFUNCTIONAL, STUPID BUNCH IS:
"My fear is if North Korea nukes us, Trump is gonna get us into a war."
~ Maxine Waters .. 2017
"You need to vote for the Democrats, otherwise the illegal aliens will lose their rights"!
~ Nancy Pelosi .. 2019
"And So It Goes!"
None of these quotes are mine. Iβm not that dumb.?... (
show quote)
They all sound like just reasons for euthanasia.
FourchonLa. wrote:
Offshore drilling. You gotta love it. Two thumbs up for Senator Rayburn. ππ
Now that was hilarious Four. Leave it up to a Texan.π
Hack πΊπΈπΊπ¦
Fredfish wrote:
They all sound like just reasons for euthanasia.
Couldnβt have put it any better Fred.
Hack πΊπΈπΊπ¦
Jeremy wrote:
You forgot the dumbest one of all
" Fake News "
Guess who!
aw yes first used in recent times by Barack Obama in 2014
CamT wrote:
God help us,
These are the same people who think you can hold a turd by the clean end
Oh Lord Cam, everyone knows which end is clean, duh!ππ©
Hack πΊπΈπΊπ¦
DC wrote:
aw yes first used in recent times by Barack Obama in 2014
Hmmm, I didnβt know that. Thanks DC. :
Hack πΊπΈπΊπ¦
flyguy
Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
Thanks for sharing, sharing.
flyguy wrote:
Thanks for sharing, sharing.
Youβre welcome, welcome Mr.fly.
Hack πΊπΈπΊπ¦
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