Fresh off the press, Sunday funnies.
Nov 7, 2022 08:12:43 #
kandydisbar
Loc: West Orange, NJ
plumbob wrote:
Grin, smile, groan, whatever. Just enjoy.
All good ones, Plum!!
Nov 7, 2022 10:19:19 #
ghaynes1 wrote:
Wash cloths, small towels, leaves from your yard if there big enough, the neighbor's cat ....you know, use your imagination. 
😂
😂Mr. Haynes: Your comment about alternatives (the neighbors cat) reminded me of the book titles from my youth, which were repeated by similar aged miscreants: Fierce Tiger by Clawed Balls, illustrated by One Hung Low. Just sayin...
Nov 7, 2022 13:37:54 #
MuskyJohn
Loc: Benton Harbor, MI
Funny stuff, thanks.
I am the deep thinker and maybe think too deeply sometimes.
But my engineering mind came up with this. I think if you soaked regular Xerox paper in warm water for a while, it could be rung out and used for TP, if you had none and probably would be a whole lot better than corn cobs.
But what do I know, I've never used corn cobs before.
Maybe soak them in water too?
They could be a dream.
I am the deep thinker and maybe think too deeply sometimes.
But my engineering mind came up with this. I think if you soaked regular Xerox paper in warm water for a while, it could be rung out and used for TP, if you had none and probably would be a whole lot better than corn cobs.
But what do I know, I've never used corn cobs before.
Maybe soak them in water too?
They could be a dream.
Nov 7, 2022 15:17:18 #
ghaynes1
Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
Bog Irish wrote:
Mr. Haynes: Your comment about alternatives (the neighbors cat) reminded me of the book titles from my youth, which were repeated by similar aged miscreants: Fierce Tiger by Clawed Balls, illustrated by One Hung Low. Just sayin...
I haven't been referred to as a miscreant very often, if ever, I must file that away as a unique reference to my personality. Thank you for your well thought out, Mensa society, genius-level response to my post. Just saying ....
Nov 7, 2022 16:14:28 #
DozerDave wrote:
I don’t think that you could have one without the other. What goes in must come out…😂🐟on
🤣👍🏻
Nov 7, 2022 16:26:22 #
Mr. Haynes: Almost fell off the couch! I have NEVER been referred to as genius-level anything by anyone. I have a deep dislike of Mensa Society dweebs, having had to "deal" with one while trying to explain what I would have to do to repair his "automobile" (his words, not mine). He had a "handler" with him who was laughing her ass of at my lame attempts to accomplish this task. As for the reference to miscreants, I was referring to my ill-spent youth, and the cadre of hooligans who hung out in my neck of the woods. I do respect you for your obvious intellect, and upbringing. Anyone who even knows what a Mensa is has far more on the ball than I. You and all the rest of the FS forum have kept me entertained, and reeducated, ever since I found this site. Keep yer matches and yer powder dry.
Nov 7, 2022 18:17:30 #
ghaynes1
Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
Bog Irish wrote:
Mr. Haynes: Almost fell off the couch! I have NEVE... (show quote)
Nice to have you on FS. Not sure my intellect and upbringing are anything special. I'm just the big knucklehead here.
Nov 7, 2022 19:31:05 #
Mr. Haynes: It's nice to be back. I've never owned a knucklehead. I've still got my blockhead, panhead, flathead, and golfcart though. My latest acquisition is a VW engined BMW. I have quite a ways to go before it's on the road, but rest assured, it'll happen. Rubber side down, and tween the ditches. Out
Nov 7, 2022 20:38:56 #
Bobfromfremont
Loc: Fremont Ca
Frank romero wrote:
We don’t have sears catalogs anymore. What can we substitute?
Newspaper, paper towels
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