old texas joke
Sep 26, 2022 19:10:15 #
james_m
Loc: Houston, Texas
Two TX guys were in a barber shop.
One of them bragged: "My ranch is so big it takes me 1/2 day to drive across it."
The other says: "Yep, I used to have a truck like that once."
One of them bragged: "My ranch is so big it takes me 1/2 day to drive across it."
The other says: "Yep, I used to have a truck like that once."
Sep 26, 2022 19:14:41 #
Sep 26, 2022 19:28:43 #
james_m
Loc: Houston, Texas
I first heard this joke from my mother some 40 years ago. That's why I call an "old Texas joke"
Sep 27, 2022 13:38:05 #
Gmchief
Loc: New Hampshire coast
james_m wrote:
Two TX guys were in a barber shop.
One of them bragged: "My ranch is so big it takes me 1/2 day to drive across it."
The other says: "Yep, I used to have a truck like that once."
One of them bragged: "My ranch is so big it takes me 1/2 day to drive across it."
The other says: "Yep, I used to have a truck like that once."
Another Texan was bragging that his ranch was so big he couldn’t even see the other side. That is until he got glasses that cured his nearsightedness.
Sep 27, 2022 17:04:23 #
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