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Aug 28, 2022 17:50:42   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
An assistant coach for a freshman girls (13 -14 yr. old) softball team said similar comments were heard. In fact, one time the umpire was going to forfeit the game to the opposition if we didn't get our parents / grandparents to clean up their act. Here is his story........
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At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"
"Yes, coach", replied the little boy. "
Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse the umpire, or call him an asshole. Do you understand all that?"
Again, the little boy nodded in the affirmative.
The coach continued, "And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play, it's not a dumb-ass decision or that the coach is a shithead is it?"
"No, coach."
"Good", said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.”
Hack πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦
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Aug 28, 2022 18:28:54   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…
 
hacksaw wrote:
An assistant coach for a freshman girls (13 -14 yr. old) softball team said similar comments were heard. In fact, one time the umpire was going to forfeit the game to the opposition if we didn't get our parents / grandparents to clean up their act. Here is his story........
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At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"
"Yes, coach", replied the little boy. "
Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse the umpire, or call him an asshole. Do you understand all that?"
Again, the little boy nodded in the affirmative.
The coach continued, "And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play, it's not a dumb-ass decision or that the coach is a shithead is it?"
"No, coach."
"Good", said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.”
Hack πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦
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An assistant coach for a freshman girls (13 -14 yr... (show quote)


Wonder if that chicken yellow belly coach get his reward for sending that little boy to a dangerous grandma πŸ‘΅πŸ» 🀣🀣🀣🀣

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Aug 28, 2022 19:46:53   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
Nothing like sending a boy to do a man's job

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Aug 28, 2022 23:06:21   #
DC Loc: Washington state
 
oh give grandma a break still suffering effects of being ran over by that reindeer a few years ago

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Aug 28, 2022 23:09:12   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…
 
DC wrote:
oh give grandma a break still suffering effects of being ran over by that reindeer a few years ago


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Aug 29, 2022 10:14:17   #
Graveytrain50 Loc: DFW Area Texas
 
hacksaw wrote:
An assistant coach for a freshman girls (13 -14 yr. old) softball team said similar comments were heard. In fact, one time the umpire was going to forfeit the game to the opposition if we didn't get our parents / grandparents to clean up their act. Here is his story........
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At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"
"Yes, coach", replied the little boy. "
Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse the umpire, or call him an asshole. Do you understand all that?"
Again, the little boy nodded in the affirmative.
The coach continued, "And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play, it's not a dumb-ass decision or that the coach is a shithead is it?"
"No, coach."
"Good", said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.”
Hack πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦
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An assistant coach for a freshman girls (13 -14 yr... (show quote)
Very good. It is so often the family ruins the games for the kidsπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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Aug 29, 2022 13:28:49   #
Mooseman65 Loc: Seattle
 
Nice Hack. Grandma a hell of a supporter tho πŸ‘πŸ˜‚πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸΊ

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Aug 30, 2022 06:37:21   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
That's a beautiful story about my Wifey and Grandson... just sayin.....

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Sep 2, 2022 11:32:41   #
BonitaBarry Loc: Bonita Springs, FL
 
An olddy, but still a goody!😎

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Sep 2, 2022 23:43:41   #
Mauwehu Loc: Norwalk Ct
 
hacksaw wrote:
An assistant coach for a freshman girls (13 -14 yr. old) softball team said similar comments were heard. In fact, one time the umpire was going to forfeit the game to the opposition if we didn't get our parents / grandparents to clean up their act. Here is his story........
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At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"
"Yes, coach", replied the little boy. "
Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse the umpire, or call him an asshole. Do you understand all that?"
Again, the little boy nodded in the affirmative.
The coach continued, "And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play, it's not a dumb-ass decision or that the coach is a shithead is it?"
"No, coach."
"Good", said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.”
Hack πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦
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An assistant coach for a freshman girls (13 -14 yr... (show quote)


Hey Hack! Keep them coming.
Grandma is as grandma does!

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