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Aug 7, 2022 21:24:53   #
DC Loc: Washington state
 
well once you get the parachute club straightened out tell her you got a great deal on a parachute from ebay the add said. "new condition, used only once, never been opened, just one small stain"

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Aug 7, 2022 21:28:40   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
DC wrote:
well once you get the parachute club straightened out tell her you got a great deal on a parachute from ebay the add said. "new condition, used only once, never been opened, just one small stain"


Now that’s funny DC.
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Aug 7, 2022 21:58:17   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
plumbob wrote:
Something about only being 10am from what i heard.


It's 5:00 somewhere.

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Aug 7, 2022 21:59:33   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
mistred64 wrote:
It's 5:00 somewhere.



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Aug 7, 2022 22:06:52   #
Larry M Loc: North Clairmount, San Diego
 
Another good one Hack.

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Aug 8, 2022 00:02:36   #
Catfish hunter Loc: Riggins idaho (Paradise)
 
hacksaw wrote:
Yesterday, my daughter emailed me, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.

"Like sitting around the pool, drinking wine isn't a good thing?" I asked.
Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She is "only thinking of me," she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellas.
So, I did and when I got home, I decided to play a prank on her. I sent her an email saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club.
She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 84 years old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I told her that I even had a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.
Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled; "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

“Oh man, am I in trouble?" I said; "I signed up and prepaid for five jumps a week!
The line went dead.

Life as a Senior Citizen may not be getting any easier, but it can be fun.😁
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Do you get a senior discount with that?

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Aug 8, 2022 09:06:47   #
Papa Jack Loc: Indianapolis
 
hacksaw wrote:
Yesterday, my daughter emailed me, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.

"Like sitting around the pool, drinking wine isn't a good thing?" I asked.
Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She is "only thinking of me," she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellas.
So, I did and when I got home, I decided to play a prank on her. I sent her an email saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club.
She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 84 years old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I told her that I even had a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.
Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled; "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

“Oh man, am I in trouble?" I said; "I signed up and prepaid for five jumps a week!
The line went dead.

Life as a Senior Citizen may not be getting any easier, but it can be fun.😁
Hack 🇺🇸🇺🇦🍺
Yesterday, my daughter emailed me, asking why I di... (show quote)


LOL

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Aug 8, 2022 12:14:00   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Larry M wrote:
Another good one Hack.


Thank you Larry
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Aug 8, 2022 12:36:17   #
Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware
 
plumbob wrote:
Something about only being 10am from what i heard.


It's always 5 o'clock somewhere😆😆

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Aug 8, 2022 12:58:53   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Flytier wrote:
It's always 5 o'clock somewhere😆😆



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Aug 8, 2022 13:35:56   #
fisher Loc: whitewater,colorado
 
hacksaw wrote:
Yesterday, my daughter emailed me, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.

"Like sitting around the pool, drinking wine isn't a good thing?" I asked.
Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She is "only thinking of me," she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellas.
So, I did and when I got home, I decided to play a prank on her. I sent her an email saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club.
She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 84 years old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I told her that I even had a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.
Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled; "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

“Oh man, am I in trouble?" I said; "I signed up and prepaid for five jumps a week!
The line went dead.

Life as a Senior Citizen may not be getting any easier, but it can be fun.😁
Hack 🇺🇸🇺🇦🍺
Yesterday, my daughter emailed me, asking why I di... (show quote)


Very good hack. Kinda like something I would do......har de har!!!!!!!!!

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Aug 8, 2022 15:03:27   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
fisher wrote:
Very good hack. Kinda like something I would do......har de har!!!!!!!!!


Har de har har fisher, I’ll bet you would.😆😂
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Aug 8, 2022 15:53:15   #
CoDen Loc: Little R, SC
 
hacksaw wrote:
Yesterday, my daughter emailed me, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.

"Like sitting around the pool, drinking wine isn't a good thing?" I asked.
Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She is "only thinking of me," she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellas.
So, I did and when I got home, I decided to play a prank on her. I sent her an email saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club.
She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 84 years old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I told her that I even had a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.
Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled; "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

“Oh man, am I in trouble?" I said; "I signed up and prepaid for five jumps a week!
The line went dead.

Life as a Senior Citizen may not be getting any easier, but it can be fun.😁
Hack 🇺🇸🇺🇦🍺
Yesterday, my daughter emailed me, asking why I di... (show quote)



Really got me laughing. That was great. Good one Hack.

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Aug 8, 2022 15:58:57   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Thanks Papa-D. Glad it made you laugh😂.
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Aug 8, 2022 16:17:49   #
Namvet69 Loc: Ohio
 
hacksaw wrote:
Yesterday, my daughter emailed me, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.

"Like sitting around the pool, drinking wine isn't a good thing?" I asked.
Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She is "only thinking of me," she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellas.
So, I did and when I got home, I decided to play a prank on her. I sent her an email saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club.
She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 84 years old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I told her that I even had a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.
Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled; "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

“Oh man, am I in trouble?" I said; "I signed up and prepaid for five jumps a week!
The line went dead.

Life as a Senior Citizen may not be getting any easier, but it can be fun.😁
Hack 🇺🇸🇺🇦🍺
Yesterday, my daughter emailed me, asking why I di... (show quote)

Classic!! Welcome home!

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