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Aug 7, 2022 19:27:23   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Yesterday, my daughter emailed me, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.

"Like sitting around the pool, drinking wine isn't a good thing?" I asked.
Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She is "only thinking of me," she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellas.
So, I did and when I got home, I decided to play a prank on her. I sent her an email saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club.
She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 84 years old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I told her that I even had a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.
Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled; "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

“Oh man, am I in trouble?" I said; "I signed up and prepaid for five jumps a week!
The line went dead.

Life as a Senior Citizen may not be getting any easier, but it can be fun.😁
Hack 🇺🇸🇺🇦🍺

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Aug 7, 2022 19:30:30   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
hacksaw wrote:
Yesterday, my daughter emailed me, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.

"Like sitting around the pool, drinking wine isn't a good thing?" I asked.
Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She is "only thinking of me," she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellas.
So, I did and when I got home, I decided to play a prank on her. I sent her an email saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club.
She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 84 years old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I told her that I even had a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.
Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled; "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

“Oh man, am I in trouble?" I said; "I signed up and prepaid for five jumps a week!
The line went dead.

Life as a Senior Citizen may not be getting any easier, but it can be fun.😁
Hack 🇺🇸🇺🇦🍺
Yesterday, my daughter emailed me, asking why I di... (show quote)


Messing with the kids are ya Love it.

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Aug 7, 2022 19:33:02   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
plumbob wrote:
Messing with the kids are ya Love it.


Thanks PB...
Hack 🇺🇸🇺🇦🍺

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Aug 7, 2022 19:38:05   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
hacksaw wrote:
Thanks PB...
Hack 🇺🇸🇺🇦🍺


I think she knows you, Hack. That's just her way of telling you that she knows that she had been had. But good luck on that one.

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Aug 7, 2022 19:39:17   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Fantastic

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Aug 7, 2022 19:46:12   #
Fireguy Loc: Alton Bay NH
 
hacksaw wrote:
Yesterday, my daughter emailed me, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.

"Like sitting around the pool, drinking wine isn't a good thing?" I asked.
Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She is "only thinking of me," she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellas.
So, I did and when I got home, I decided to play a prank on her. I sent her an email saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club.
She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 84 years old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I told her that I even had a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.
Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled; "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

“Oh man, am I in trouble?" I said; "I signed up and prepaid for five jumps a week!
The line went dead.

Life as a Senior Citizen may not be getting any easier, but it can be fun.😁
Hack 🇺🇸🇺🇦🍺
Yesterday, my daughter emailed me, asking why I di... (show quote)


Now, that's funny...

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Aug 7, 2022 19:46:53   #
E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek
 
lmbo

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Aug 7, 2022 20:15:52   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
That’s a good one Hack. Where can I get some of those membership cards?

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Aug 7, 2022 20:16:45   #
lipsticker Loc: Hartford Wisconsin
 
Now that’s keeping her guessing 😆

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Aug 7, 2022 20:21:49   #
Jer Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸
 
hacksaw wrote:
Yesterday, my daughter emailed me, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.

"Like sitting around the pool, drinking wine isn't a good thing?" I asked.
Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She is "only thinking of me," she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellas.
So, I did and when I got home, I decided to play a prank on her. I sent her an email saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club.
She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 84 years old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I told her that I even had a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.
Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled; "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

“Oh man, am I in trouble?" I said; "I signed up and prepaid for five jumps a week!
The line went dead.

Life as a Senior Citizen may not be getting any easier, but it can be fun.😁
Hack 🇺🇸🇺🇦🍺
Yesterday, my daughter emailed me, asking why I di... (show quote)


I love it. Great job, Hack.
🥃🇺🇸🇺🇸

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Aug 7, 2022 20:49:03   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
And what's wrong with sitting around the pool drinking wine?

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Aug 7, 2022 20:55:39   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
mistred64 wrote:
And what's wrong with sitting around the pool drinking wine?


Something about only being 10am from what i heard.

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Aug 7, 2022 21:17:34   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
flyguy wrote:
I think she knows you, Hack. That's just her way of telling you that she knows that she had been had. But good luck on that one.


Oh yeah, she knows me all too well fly. Kinda like your wife knows you Brother.
Hack 🇺🇸🇺🇦🍺

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Aug 7, 2022 21:22:30   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
hacksaw wrote:
Yesterday, my daughter emailed me, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.

"Like sitting around the pool, drinking wine isn't a good thing?" I asked.
Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She is "only thinking of me," she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellas.
So, I did and when I got home, I decided to play a prank on her. I sent her an email saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club.
She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 84 years old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I told her that I even had a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.
Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled; "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

“Oh man, am I in trouble?" I said; "I signed up and prepaid for five jumps a week!
The line went dead.

Life as a Senior Citizen may not be getting any easier, but it can be fun.😁
Hack 🇺🇸🇺🇦🍺
Yesterday, my daughter emailed me, asking why I di... (show quote)


That's great Hack! LMFAO.

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Aug 7, 2022 21:24:06   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Fredfish wrote:
That's great Hack! LMFAO.


Thanks a lot Fred. I’m glad you liked it.
Hack 🇺🇸🇺🇦🍺

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