cowboy up
Jun 22, 2022 15:31:45 #
In the distance a cowboy saw smoke. As he rose up over the hill, he saw a farmhouse that just burned down to the ground. He rode up the the house, and found a woman tied to the tree naked. She started telling him that the Indians came shot her husband, burned the house down, and all took turns with her. The cowboy dismounted his horse and started walking to her. Then he told her that, 'today just isn't your day' as he took off his gun belt.
Jun 22, 2022 16:43:45 #
Harris T. Fudpucker wrote:
In the distance a cowboy saw smoke. As he rose up over the hill, he saw a farmhouse that just burned down to the ground. He rode up the the house, and found a woman tied to the tree naked. She started telling him that the Indians came shot her husband, burned the house down, and all took turns with her. The cowboy dismounted his horse and started walking to her. Then he told her that, 'today just isn't your day' as he took off his gun belt.
Then I came up and shot the jerk.
Jun 22, 2022 17:56:30 #
Jeremy wrote:
Then I came up and shot the jerk.
Without even a second thought- the way things should be!
Jun 22, 2022 18:07:47 #
Jun 22, 2022 20:18:01 #
Like I told my son after watching this movie where the hero has to feed on blood 🩸 but chooses only to feed on bad people blood 🩸 I let him know that the world 🌎 is full of
A- holes to feed on and that cowboy sounds like one
A- holes to feed on and that cowboy sounds like one
Jun 23, 2022 03:43:54 #
FixorFish
Loc: SW Oregon
As tasteless as they come, Harris...and you somehow thought it would make good 'chit chat' ?
There's "sick humor".....and then there's just plain sick.
Duly noted, 'fudpucker'.
There's "sick humor".....and then there's just plain sick.
Duly noted, 'fudpucker'.
Jun 23, 2022 07:33:09 #
FixorFish wrote:
As tasteless as they come, Harris...and you somehow thought it would make good 'chit chat' ?
There's "sick humor".....and then there's just plain sick.
Duly noted, 'fudpucker'.
There's "sick humor".....and then there's just plain sick.
Duly noted, 'fudpucker'.
I am truly sorry that my 'joke' offended a lot of you. I have told this to many people, and those saw it as it is, a joke. Nothing sick about it! No one took it the wrong way, nor did anyone ever question the joke. Adding your sick thoughts of what might happen, doesn't make this happen.
Jun 23, 2022 18:55:20 #
Harris T. Fudpucker wrote:
I am truly sorry that my 'joke' offended a lot of you. I have told this to many people, and those saw it as it is, a joke. Nothing sick about it! No one took it the wrong way, nor did anyone ever question the joke. Adding your sick thoughts of what might happen, doesn't make this happen.
Non of my redneck buddies would rape a chic. To be honest may untie her and go find the ones that did this. Rape in any situation is never OK
Jun 23, 2022 19:23:48 #
Jeremy wrote:
Non of my redneck buddies would rape a chic. To be honest may untie her and go find the ones that did this. Rape in any situation is never OK
Just go away, no one mentioned 'rape', and I would never have that in a joke! Only your little liberal mind is thinking that, so just leave it alone.
Jun 23, 2022 21:50:00 #
So Fudpucker you think that cowboy was what going to play patty cake with her you said it she is having a bad day
Sounds like someone has a morbid sense of humor
Sounds like someone has a morbid sense of humor
Jun 23, 2022 22:47:13 #
Harris T. Fudpucker wrote:
Just go away, no one mentioned 'rape', and I would never have that in a joke! Only your little liberal mind is thinking that, so just leave it alone.
So define "TOOK TURNS ON HER"
I love the COWBOY lifestyle.
Jun 23, 2022 22:48:16 #
Like my middle of the road lifestyle has anything to do with your lack of class.
Jun 23, 2022 22:57:18 #
Harris T. Fudpucker wrote:
Just go away, no one mentioned 'rape', and I would never have that in a joke! Only your little liberal mind is thinking that, so just leave it alone.
I got a better suggestion. Don't blame others for your sick statements.
It is pretty revealing what you consider OK. I guess your another perfect example of what is wrong with America. You say its OK. I say its NEVER ok. None of my family would ever say this is OK. They arrest people for it.
Jun 23, 2022 23:04:32 #
Harris T. Fudpucker wrote:
I am truly sorry that my 'joke' offended a lot of you. I have told this to many people, and those saw it as it is, a joke. Nothing sick about it! No one took it the wrong way, nor did anyone ever question the joke. Adding your sick thoughts of what might happen, doesn't make this happen.
Play it safe and just stick to the attic. Lots of panties get in a wad anywhere else around here. Notice where the complaining comes from. And I’m not talking about California. 😉
Jun 23, 2022 23:13:12 #
I see here quit a lot of us here on the stage have strong family values and don’t take kindly to anyone messing with our ladies even in a morbid joke
Hats off to all for stating our feelings on very low class jokes
I very much enjoy lots of the funnies and good humor jokes on the stage but this is not ONE OF THEM
Hats off to all for stating our feelings on very low class jokes
I very much enjoy lots of the funnies and good humor jokes on the stage but this is not ONE OF THEM
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