An old guy was sitting on a bench at Miami Beach. He was looking at all that water and all those young people with all their energy. Another old guy walked up and sat on the same bench and was watching the same things.
The first guy said: "I've seen you before. I think I've seen you at hardware store conventions."
The second guy said: "Yes, I used to go to those, but my hardware store up there in Ohio burned completely down. Lost everything. When the insurance company handed me the check, I decided to retire and I moved to Miami."
The first guy said: "Just about the same here. My store was in Oklahoma and a tornado wiped me out. When I got that check, I retired and moved to Miami."
They were quiet for a while. The second guy finally asked: "How the hell did you start a tornado?"
I know these guys. Tweddle de and Tweddle dumb.
Yup. And, "Not today! The fire sale is next week, AFTER THE FIRE!"
"How the hell did you start a tornado?"
Teach the grandkids to throw rolls of TP up at the ceiling fan.
Back to the wall and or duck and cover when Grandma or their Mom comes in.
Wouldn't be the first one set on fire.
Miami Beach, good place for their fast money!
I hope so.
Lots of things fast.
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