Plum sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.
Slim Shady sitting next to him can’t believe what he just saw. He’s more surprised when, 10 minutes later, Plum walks back into the bar and sits down next to him.
The astonished onlooker Slim Shady ask, “How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we’re hundreds of feet above the ground!”
Plum responds by slurring, “Well, I don’t get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch.” He takes a shot, goes to the window and jumps out.
Slim Shady runs to the window and watches as Plum falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, Plum walks back into the bar.
Slim Shady has to try it, too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He slams it and jumps out the window. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn’t slow down at all. SPLAT!
Plum orders another shot of tequila. The bartender Eastern Oz shakes his head. “You’re really an a**hole when you’re drunk, plum ”
That would be Plum thinking he’s Superman
And you all wonder why they call me slim. It’s all Plum’s fault
Billycrap2
Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
plumbob wrote:
Sorry for the mix up Slim. Forgot to tell you i wa... (
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Do you float like a butterfly and sting like a bee 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Billycrap2 wrote:
Do you float like a butterfly and sting like a bee 🤣🤣🤣🤣
More like, sink like a rock and bark is worse than the bite Billy.
Billycrap2
Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
plumbob wrote:
More like, sink like a rock and bark is worse that the bite Billy.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏽👍🏽I hear you 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
Haha!!👍👍😂🤣🙏🤕
No doubt since I do have a Captain Morgan bent elbow condition.
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
😃😅👍🥃
That Michel ob Ultra fellow stops by a little to often too.
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