An Italian, a Frenchman and an Englishman were discussing their previous night's lovemaking.
The Italian says: "I rubbed fine olive oil all over my wife, then we made wonderful love. She screamed for five minutes."
The Frenchman says: "I rubbed sweet butter on my wife's body, then we made passionate love. She screamed for half an hour."
The Englishman says: "I covered my wife's body with lard. We made love and she screamed for six hours."
The others say: "Six hours? How did you make her scream for six hours?"
"Simple, the Englishman replies: "I wiped my hands on the drapes."
flyguy
Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
OJdidit wrote:
That would do it 😂
Good mornin', BF and OJ, that it would. Thank you and have a good one.
BadFisherman wrote:
An Italian, a Frenchman and an Englishman were discussing their previous night's lovemaking.
The Italian says: "I rubbed fine olive oil all over my wife, then we made wonderful love. She screamed for five minutes."
The Frenchman says: "I rubbed sweet butter on my wife's body, then we made passionate love. She screamed for half an hour."
The Englishman says: "I covered my wife's body with lard. We made love and she screamed for six hours."
The others say: "Six hours? How did you make her scream for six hours?"
"Simple, the Englishman replies: "I wiped my hands on the drapes."
An Italian, a Frenchman and an Englishman were dis... (
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That would keep her yelling for years not hours.
That would put you in the dog house for sure
Huntm22
Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
Ah - the English have their ways!!
BadFisherman wrote:
An Italian, a Frenchman and an Englishman were discussing their previous night's lovemaking.
The Italian says: "I rubbed fine olive oil all over my wife, then we made wonderful love. She screamed for five minutes."
The Frenchman says: "I rubbed sweet butter on my wife's body, then we made passionate love. She screamed for half an hour."
The Englishman says: "I covered my wife's body with lard. We made love and she screamed for six hours."
The others say: "Six hours? How did you make her scream for six hours?"
"Simple, the Englishman replies: "I wiped my hands on the drapes."
An Italian, a Frenchman and an Englishman were dis... (
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Bf
You had me going hell of a ending who would think of Drapes !!
Your the man !!
You and Plum
Have a great week
Andy
Andy cacciatori wrote:
Bf
You had me going hell of a ending who would think of Drapes !!
Your the man !!
You and Plum
Have a great week
Andy
Top two guys in the top two spots and the best two guys to be there.👍
Sounds like Reelin and rockin by chuck berry
But he went for the wall.
Going to try all three methods
DCGravity
Loc: Fairfax, VA (by way of Cleveland OH)
BadFisherman wrote:
An Italian, a Frenchman and an Englishman were discussing their previous night's lovemaking.
The Italian says: "I rubbed fine olive oil all over my wife, then we made wonderful love. She screamed for five minutes."
The Frenchman says: "I rubbed sweet butter on my wife's body, then we made passionate love. She screamed for half an hour."
The Englishman says: "I covered my wife's body with lard. We made love and she screamed for six hours."
The others say: "Six hours? How did you make her scream for six hours?"
"Simple, the Englishman replies: "I wiped my hands on the drapes."
An Italian, a Frenchman and an Englishman were dis... (
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Too funny! Wasn't expecting that ending.
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