Ralph was an avid fisherman who
didn't really LIE, per se, but was one
to greatly augment (or stretch) the truth regarding the size or quantity
of his catch on any (and every)
given day - when it came to 'tall
tales/fish stories' he was practically
unbeatable !
One day he's out by himself, slips
in the boat, cracks his head and drowns ! Next thing he knows, he's facing St.Peter at the Gates, who's astounded to see him there !
"Ralph ? What are you doing here ?
You know there's no way I can let
you in here with the lies/stories
you've told, right ?"
Really ? You can't cut me some
slack ? I thought that if anyone understood, it would be you !
After all, you were once a fisherman, too !"
Big A wrote:
Ralph was an avid fisherman who
didn't really LIE, per se, but was one
to greatly augment (or stretch) the truth regarding the size or quantity
of his catch on any (and every)
given day - when it came to 'tall
tales/fish stories' he was practically
unbeatable !
One day he's out by himself, slips
in the boat, cracks his head and drowns ! Next thing he knows, he's facing St.Peter at the Gates, who's astounded to see him there !
"Ralph ? What are you doing here ?
You know there's no way I can let
you in here with the lies/stories
you've told, right ?"
Really ? You can't cut me some
slack ? I thought that if anyone understood, it would be you !
After all, you were once a fisherman, too !"
Ralph was an avid fisherman who br didn't really ... (
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I think Ralph has posted here in the past.
Probably, but it's been awhile and we've acquired some 'newbies'
since then !
Personally, I think he made a good point
Billycrap2
Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
Big A wrote:
Ralph was an avid fisherman who
didn't really LIE, per se, but was one
to greatly augment (or stretch) the truth regarding the size or quantity
of his catch on any (and every)
given day - when it came to 'tall
tales/fish stories' he was practically
unbeatable !
One day he's out by himself, slips
in the boat, cracks his head and drowns ! Next thing he knows, he's facing St.Peter at the Gates, who's astounded to see him there !
"Ralph ? What are you doing here ?
You know there's no way I can let
you in here with the lies/stories
you've told, right ?"
Really ? You can't cut me some
slack ? I thought that if anyone understood, it would be you !
After all, you were once a fisherman, too !"
Ralph was an avid fisherman who br didn't really ... (
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He ain’t lying 🤣🤣🤣
plumbob wrote:
I think Ralph has posted here in the past. img sr... (
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Yeah but I had to change my name. Too many people caught on too quick😉
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