Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona

Ralph was an avid fisherman who
didn't really LIE, per se, but was one
to greatly augment (or stretch) the truth regarding the size or quantity
of his catch on any (and every)
given day - when it came to 'tall
tales/fish stories' he was practically
unbeatable !

One day he's out by himself, slips
in the boat, cracks his head and drowns ! Next thing he knows, he's facing St.Peter at the Gates, who's astounded to see him there !

"Ralph ? What are you doing here ?
You know there's no way I can let
you in here with the lies/stories
you've told, right ?"

Really ? You can't cut me some
slack ? I thought that if anyone understood, it would be you !
After all, you were once a fisherman, too !"

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

I think Ralph has posted here in the past.

Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona

Probably, but it's been awhile and we've acquired some 'newbies'
since then !

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

Personally, I think he made a good point

Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅

He ain’t lying 🤣🤣🤣

Catfish hunter Loc: Riggins idaho (Paradise)

Yeah but I had to change my name. Too many people caught on too quick😉