Big dog and his girl friend were spending the day at the zoo.
She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. . As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.
Noticing the woman, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and two feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.Bd, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.
BD suggested: "Now maybe pucker your lips and wiggle your bottom, see what that does." She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead
Bd then suggested she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did... and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. "Now..... show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said.
This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy and he started doing flips.
Bd smiled sweetly at her as he opened the cage door.
"Now Tell him you have a headache."
And he don't write, he don't call...
Not the old headache thing, maybe he has some aspirin in his quarters. Lol
Never to be outdone! Yer awesome Bobby.
flyguy
Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
Which one of Bd's girl friends are you talking about?
flyguy wrote:
Which one of Bd's girl friends are you talking about?
certainly not the one with the big boobs
badbobby wrote:
certainly not the one with the big boobs
Naaaaww
www... Not her. No headaches there!!!!
Only when she KNOCKs him around.
Had me going there for a minute BB, I was getting a little excited myself. But the ending brought me home.
plumbob wrote:
Had me going there for a minute BB, I was getting a little excited myself. But the ending brought me home.
sure glad you made it back plum
I'da missed you
Okay don't you all get sappy now. I would have to go all Hallmark on ya. But Thanks, the feeling is the same here for so many nice guys and gals. Sorry not politically correct. But who cares.
plumbob wrote:
Okay don't you all get sappy now. I would have to go all Hallmark on ya. But Thanks, the feeling is the same here for so many nice guys and gals. Sorry not politically correct. But who cares.
you are from North Carolina, dammit man that's sposed ta be y'all.
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