why I prefer fishing over sex
Oct 16, 2019 13:08:42 #
When you go fishin and catch something---thats a good thing
When you have sex and catch something---thats a bad thing
The fish you catch don't compare you to other fishermen
Nor do the want to know how many fish you caught,before you caught them
You can release a fish you have caught without lying and promising to still be friends
You dob't have to change your line when you catch a fish,to keep catching others
If you fish,you lie about the one that got away
In having sex,you lie about the one you caught
You can catch a fish by spending 20 cents for a few worms
If you want to catch a woman,it's dinner and a movie at the minimum
And lastly ,fish don't get angry and leave because you fell asleep while fishing
When you have sex and catch something---thats a bad thing
The fish you catch don't compare you to other fishermen
Nor do the want to know how many fish you caught,before you caught them
You can release a fish you have caught without lying and promising to still be friends
You dob't have to change your line when you catch a fish,to keep catching others
If you fish,you lie about the one that got away
In having sex,you lie about the one you caught
You can catch a fish by spending 20 cents for a few worms
If you want to catch a woman,it's dinner and a movie at the minimum
And lastly ,fish don't get angry and leave because you fell asleep while fishing
Oct 16, 2019 13:30:01 #
Oh my gosh. That is so much the truth lol, I've never gave it much thought but, that is so correct.
Oct 16, 2019 13:46:58 #
That was great, Bobby ! Both the comparisons between fishing and sex, and the photo ! That was 'spot on' !
Oct 16, 2019 13:54:48 #
Oct 16, 2019 14:03:04 #
And lastly, when you wake up the day after fishing you're not regretting what you caught the night before.
Oct 16, 2019 14:18:25 #
oldsalt wrote:
And lastly, when you wake up the day after fishing you're not regretting what you caught the night before.
Oct 16, 2019 15:48:30 #
Oct 16, 2019 15:48:38 #
Oct 16, 2019 16:31:51 #
badbobby wrote:
When you go fishin and catch something---thats a g... (show quote)
That guys/gals is the making of a Hallmark card.
Poster size
Great BB
Oct 16, 2019 22:51:56 #
Like the A-hole in the former post who placed himself right in the other guy's fishing zone, if someone pulled that stunt on me, they could conceivably get more than just that 'look'; they could possibly find themselves in swimming with all their gear ! If they have no concept of fishing
etiquette or consideration for other fishermen, then they not only DON'T BELONG out there, but deserve whatever 'mishap' they may encounter !
etiquette or consideration for other fishermen, then they not only DON'T BELONG out there, but deserve whatever 'mishap' they may encounter !
Oct 16, 2019 23:36:40 #
Tastefully done Bob, lest we forget fish head? Make up your own punch line here.lol.
Oct 17, 2019 07:48:24 #
Oct 17, 2019 10:02:11 #
badbobby wrote:
Much truth for sure Bb however as long as there's still fire in the furnace I would still opt for the company of a lady.When you go fishin and catch something---thats a g... (show quote)
Oct 17, 2019 12:39:54 #
Oct 17, 2019 12:42:14 #
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