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Bd shops for rod and reel
Oct 12, 2019 13:26:19   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Big dog wanted a rod and reel for his wife's birthday
he didn't know just what to get for her so he just picked a combo and carried it to the checkout counter
Now it so happens that the clerk is as blind as a bat.
Bd asks the price on the combo and the blind clerk tells him to drop the combo on the counter
Now Bd is ever helpful to his fellow man,so he drops the combo on the counter,
The blind clerk tells Bd that the article is a Zebco reel and a matching six foot graphite rod,and sells for $20.00
Bd said 'that's amazing,you can tell the make and the cost of an item by it being dropped on the counter.
I think this will be perfect for my wife,so I'll take it'.
So the blind clerk turned to the register to ring up the sale.
then Bd had a terrible urge to expel gas.
Looking around he could see no one close and knowing the clerk being blind had no way of knowing if someone else was there,Bd let out a fairly loud fart
So the blind clerk rang up the sale and turned back to BD and said'Yes sir,that will be$25 and fifty cents
Bd said 'but you just quoted me $20.00 for the rig'!
Yes sir,I did"replied the blind clerk"But the rod and reel combo is $20,the duck call comes to $3,and the stinky catfish bait is $two fifty--$25 and fifty cents please



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Oct 12, 2019 15:37:19   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Dog gas is the worst.

Lol

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Oct 13, 2019 15:54:34   #
jrchop Loc: Comanche Oklahoma
 
That's kinda smelly situation at the counter don't ya think.

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