hope this makes it thru
its xmas eve, snowing, windy and freezing cold. mr jones was making his rounds for the usps. he walked up the steps to the smith residence and as he was putting the mail into the box the door opened. it was mrs smith. she took the mail from him and insisted he sit down for a quick of coffee to warm up. when he finished his coffee she was in the other room. he got up to excuse himself and say good by. but she summoned him from the other room. when he stepped out of the kitchen he saw her at the top of the stair case. she dropped her robe to the floor and there she stood in all her blond beauty. even the carpet matched the drapes. she stuck out her index finger and motioned for
him to come to her.
[the following paragraph has been redacted due to its graphic sexual content]
after a passionate goodbye mr jones jumps up and realizes he still has mail to deliver. mrs smith says to wait just one second. she goes to the dresser and hands him a dollar bill and says merry xmas. mr jones is so confused he just looks at her and asks whats this for? wel, she explained i asked mr smith what i should give the postman this morning and he said
f ckem. givem a dollar
Why can't I have customers like that????
smitty wrote:
hope this makes it thru
its xmas eve, snowing, windy and freezing cold. mr jones was making his rounds for the usps. he walked up the steps to the smith residence and as he was putting the mail into the box the door opened. it was mrs smith. she took the mail from him and insisted he sit down for a quick of coffee to warm up. when he finished his coffee she was in the other room. he got up to excuse himself and say good by. but she summoned him from the other room. when he stepped out of the kitchen he saw her at the top of the stair case. she dropped her robe to the floor and there she stood in all her blond beauty. even the carpet matched the drapes. she stuck out her index finger and motioned for
him to come to her.
[the following paragraph has been redacted due to its graphic sexual content]
after a passionate goodbye mr jones jumps up and realizes he still has mail to deliver. mrs smith says to wait just one second. she goes to the dresser and hands him a dollar bill and says merry xmas. mr jones is so confused he just looks at her and asks whats this for? wel, she explained i asked mr smith what i should give the postman this morning and he said
f ckem. givem a dollar
hope this makes it thru br br its xmas eve, snowi... (
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So that is what Billy Paul was singing about. Just had the names reversed.
Guess I picked the wrong line of work๐
flyguy
Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
smitty wrote:
hope this makes it thru
its xmas eve, snowing, windy and freezing cold. mr jones was making his rounds for the usps. he walked up the steps to the smith residence and as he was putting the mail into the box the door opened. it was mrs smith. she took the mail from him and insisted he sit down for a quick of coffee to warm up. when he finished his coffee she was in the other room. he got up to excuse himself and say good by. but she summoned him from the other room. when he stepped out of the kitchen he saw her at the top of the stair case. she dropped her robe to the floor and there she stood in all her blond beauty. even the carpet matched the drapes. she stuck out her index finger and motioned for
him to come to her.
[the following paragraph has been redacted due to its graphic sexual content]
after a passionate goodbye mr jones jumps up and realizes he still has mail to deliver. mrs smith says to wait just one second. she goes to the dresser and hands him a dollar bill and says merry xmas. mr jones is so confused he just looks at her and asks whats this for? wel, she explained i asked mr smith what i should give the postman this morning and he said
f ckem. givem a dollar
hope this makes it thru br br its xmas eve, snowi... (
show quote)
You made it through loud and clear, smitty. You may have made it all of the way to the attic. Thanks for sharing, it was a good one and I had never heard it before.
Iowa Farmer wrote:
Why can't I have customers like that????
Now, Farmer. Remember your heartโฆ.๐๐๐คฃ๐on
DozerDave wrote:
Now, Farmer. Remember your heartโฆ.๐๐๐คฃ๐on
And back, and knees, and ED........Oh well, nevermind.
Iowa Farmer wrote:
And back, and knees, and ED........Oh well, nevermind.
Well it was a nice fantasy while it lasted anywayโฆ๐๐on
smitty wrote:
hope this makes it thru
its xmas eve, snowing, windy and freezing cold. mr jones was making his rounds for the usps. he walked up the steps to the smith residence and as he was putting the mail into the box the door opened. it was mrs smith. she took the mail from him and insisted he sit down for a quick of coffee to warm up. when he finished his coffee she was in the other room. he got up to excuse himself and say good by. but she summoned him from the other room. when he stepped out of the kitchen he saw her at the top of the stair case. she dropped her robe to the floor and there she stood in all her blond beauty. even the carpet matched the drapes. she stuck out her index finger and motioned for
him to come to her.
[the following paragraph has been redacted due to its graphic sexual content]
after a passionate goodbye mr jones jumps up and realizes he still has mail to deliver. mrs smith says to wait just one second. she goes to the dresser and hands him a dollar bill and says merry xmas. mr jones is so confused he just looks at her and asks whats this for? wel, she explained i asked mr smith what i should give the postman this morning and he said
f ckem. givem a dollar
hope this makes it thru br br its xmas eve, snowi... (
show quote)
Might be Old Smitty, but Iโve never heard it. Mr. Smith doesnโt sound like a Big Thinker๐
i heard that joke back in the 70s
dollar was a pretty good tip then
mr jones dun good
Iowa Farmer wrote:
Why can't I have customers like that????
Because you are not the mailman
or the milkman ? Seems to me,
everyone in those two particular occupations are the lucky 'stiffs'
who have all the fun, although sometimes a mechanic or
repairman might luck out (in lieu
of payment) on occasion !
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