Raw Don Ron could catch more fish than anyone in his town
He always brought home fish and had a big fish fry for his friends
Plumbob asked Raw to tell him the secret for catching so many
Raw said"You can come with me tomorrow plum,if you really wanna learn how "
Plum agreed,and met Raw early the next AM
Raw motored to the middle of the lake,pulled out a stick of dynamite,lit it and threw it in the water
After the explosion,all kinds of fish floated to the top of the water and Raw just used his dip net to boat them
Now plum was mortified and he cried out"Raw don
that is illegal as hell,I'm ashamed to be in your boat,
and I'm gonna tell the game warden'
Raw just promptly grabbed another stick of dynamite,lit it,handed it to plum and said
"You gonna fish or cut bait"?
In stitches here BB. I had the same line "You gonna fish or cut bait" told to me by a polygrapher giving me my 5 year up date. It didn't help when I laughed in his face, especially when he stormed out of the room. Needless to say failed that test on that day.
plumbob
BB your a hard act to follow keeping me laughing.
PB 5 year update. Did he have dynamite or just want to explode?
He actually exploded. With out going into detail I can sum it up, He was working out at a gym one morning that at the time my security officer was at and was bragging how he has this guy on the hooks. Being in the same profession my security guy asked what's this guys name maybe I heard of him? Wrong move, my guy had my back and said polygrapher was out the door.
plumbob
Better fish on! Boom the chum flies everywhere. Allright BB, need some stitches now!
Fishin' with DuPont. Best lure in yer box huh RawDog!
Ah huh, the secrets we save for last!
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