meana--ed veterans
Nov 12, 2021 13:45:20 #
some ex Gis were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome prairie
and with the pride for which these men were famous, it was a night of bravado,
rot gut whiskey, and many tall tales.
Yankeeblue bragged, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest
vet there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored
six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and
castrated that sucker with my teeth."
Big A, couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing! I was
walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out from
under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands,
bit off its head and sucked the poison down in one gulp - didn't even get a belly ache."
Hacksaw from Texas, remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his pecker...
and with the pride for which these men were famous, it was a night of bravado,
rot gut whiskey, and many tall tales.
Yankeeblue bragged, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest
vet there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored
six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and
castrated that sucker with my teeth."
Big A, couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing! I was
walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out from
under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands,
bit off its head and sucked the poison down in one gulp - didn't even get a belly ache."
Hacksaw from Texas, remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his pecker...
Nov 12, 2021 13:54:48 #
Nov 12, 2021 13:55:09 #
badbobby wrote:
some ex Gis were seated around the campfire out on... (show quote)
Now that was funny!!
Have a great weekend
Andy
Nov 12, 2021 13:59:22 #
badbobby wrote:
some ex Gis were seated around the campfire out on... (show quote)
Is that were the term burnt ends came from??
Nov 12, 2021 14:04:58 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Is that were the term burnt ends came from??
Hot head.
Nov 12, 2021 14:07:43 #
Nov 12, 2021 14:27:34 #
Since we're not in the attic, I'll do my best to keep us out of there, but it's gonna be tough.
A Texan and his wife were driving along the Pacific Coast Hiway in California when they got a flat tire and had to pull over on a stretch of road that ran right along side the ocean. As they sat there, the guy's wife asked "well, aren't you going to get out and change the tire?"
No. I've been waiting for an opportunity like this for a long time. Pretty soon one them nutty, fruity Californians is gonna stop to see what's going on here and I'm gonna make him change that tire. Texas style my dear.
So they sat and they waited. And sure enough, pretty soon a dude in one of them sissy Suburus pulled in behind them, got out and asked "what's up folks? You need some help?"
And the Texan explained their predicament and his plan to get his tire changed.
Well sir, says the Californian, I aint gonna change your tire, but I'll tell you what I am gonna do. You've got you a very pretty woman riding with you, and I'm gonna take her over here to one of these sandy spots and I'm gonna make love to her like she's never had done before. And while I'm doing that, you're gonna hold my n*ts up out of the hot sand.
And so it began.
A while later as they're driving down the road again, she says to him "That guy was pretty damn tough, ya know?
Oh I don't know. Did you hear him grunt when I dropped his b*alls in the sand?
A Texan and his wife were driving along the Pacific Coast Hiway in California when they got a flat tire and had to pull over on a stretch of road that ran right along side the ocean. As they sat there, the guy's wife asked "well, aren't you going to get out and change the tire?"
No. I've been waiting for an opportunity like this for a long time. Pretty soon one them nutty, fruity Californians is gonna stop to see what's going on here and I'm gonna make him change that tire. Texas style my dear.
So they sat and they waited. And sure enough, pretty soon a dude in one of them sissy Suburus pulled in behind them, got out and asked "what's up folks? You need some help?"
And the Texan explained their predicament and his plan to get his tire changed.
Well sir, says the Californian, I aint gonna change your tire, but I'll tell you what I am gonna do. You've got you a very pretty woman riding with you, and I'm gonna take her over here to one of these sandy spots and I'm gonna make love to her like she's never had done before. And while I'm doing that, you're gonna hold my n*ts up out of the hot sand.
And so it began.
A while later as they're driving down the road again, she says to him "That guy was pretty damn tough, ya know?
Oh I don't know. Did you hear him grunt when I dropped his b*alls in the sand?
Nov 12, 2021 15:42:38 #
Spiritof27 wrote:
Since we're not in the attic, I'll do my best to k... (show quote)
It was by Big Sur,,,,,,,,memories,,,,,,,,
Nov 12, 2021 16:42:23 #
Spiritof27 wrote:
Since we're not in the attic, I'll do my best to k... (show quote)
bein a card carryin Texican I find you have your locations and your characters mixed up Spirit
BTW
come on up
Nov 12, 2021 18:32:49 #
badbobby wrote:
bein a card carryin Texican I find you have your locations and your characters mixed up Spirit
BTW
come on up
BTW
come on up
I hate to do it, but I'll just have to defer to the Marine.
Nov 12, 2021 20:14:04 #
Referring to the original joke, When you have done it, it ain't braggin! Just Sayin...RJS
Nov 13, 2021 10:26:07 #
badbobby wrote:
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Oh Hack! Sorry to hear you got your nose burned! 😎
Nov 13, 2021 13:32:19 #
Nov 13, 2021 19:37:42 #
rriggs wrote:
Nice BB, really nice but I ain’t stirring the campfire.
Just trying to keep us out of the attic rriggs.😎
Nov 13, 2021 20:22:55 #
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