Blonde Barbie and Blonde Judy went out deer hunting...
...and they managed to shoot a deer. They started dragging the deer by the hind legs to get it back to their pick up truck.
An experienced hunter saw them and said,
"No, girls, you're doing it wrong. You're dragging against the grain of the deer's hair. If you drag by the antlers, you'll be pulling with the grain of the hair, and it will be much easier."
So the two blondes started dragging their deer by the antlers. After about 20 minutes, Judy said to Barbie,
"You know, that old guy was right! It's so much easier to drag the deer by the antlers, it's like it's just gliding along the ground!"
Barbie said,
"Yeah, he was," "But we sure are getting pretty away from our pick up."
Darn funny Pixie, guess they didn’t spin it 180*
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
Blonde Barbie and Blonde Judy went out deer hunting...
...and they managed to shoot a deer. They started dragging the deer by the hind legs to get it back to their pick up truck.
An experienced hunter saw them and said,
"No, girls, you're doing it wrong. You're dragging against the grain of the deer's hair. If you drag by the antlers, you'll be pulling with the grain of the hair, and it will be much easier."
So the two blondes started dragging their deer by the antlers. After about 20 minutes, Judy said to Barbie,
"You know, that old guy was right! It's so much easier to drag the deer by the antlers, it's like it's just gliding along the ground!"
Barbie said,
"Yeah, he was," "But we sure are getting pretty away from our pick up."
Blonde Barbie and Blonde Judy went out deer hunti... (
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Did not see that one coming.
But look at the exercise they are getting
flyguy
Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
plumbob wrote:
Did not see that one coming.
I saw it, plum, the first buck that I shot, over 70 years ago, I tried to drag it that way too, it didn't work back then either.
bknecht wrote:
Damn this iPad
You're not alone.
Had technical problems last night also.
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
I knew being blonde they wouldn't turn the deer
Fact can be stranger than fiction 🤪
padrebino
Loc: BROWNSVILLE, TX / SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
flyguy wrote:
I saw it, plum, the first buck that I shot, over 70 years ago, I tried to drag it that way too, it didn't work back then either.
Were you at least able to find your truck?LOL
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