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Blonde Barbie & Blonde Judy Go Deer Hunting
Nov 7, 2021 01:23:08   #
Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland
 
Blonde Barbie and Blonde Judy went out deer hunting...
...and they managed to shoot a deer. They started dragging the deer by the hind legs to get it back to their pick up truck.

An experienced hunter saw them and said,

"No, girls, you're doing it wrong. You're dragging against the grain of the deer's hair. If you drag by the antlers, you'll be pulling with the grain of the hair, and it will be much easier."

So the two blondes started dragging their deer by the antlers. After about 20 minutes, Judy said to Barbie,

"You know, that old guy was right! It's so much easier to drag the deer by the antlers, it's like it's just gliding along the ground!"

Barbie said,
"Yeah, he was," "But we sure are getting pretty away from our pick up."

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Nov 7, 2021 05:09:59   #
bknecht Loc: Northeast pa
 
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
Blonde Barbie and Blonde Judy went out deer hunting...
...and they managed to shoot a deer. They started dragging the deer by the hind legs to get it back to their pick up truck.

An experienced hunter saw them and said,

"No, girls, you're doing it wrong. You're dragging against the grain of the deer's hair. If you drag by the antlers, you'll be pulling with the grain of the hair, and it will be much easier."

So the two blondes started dragging their deer by the antlers. After about 20 minutes, Judy said to Barbie,
Pretty darn funny Pixie. Guess they didn’t spin it 180.
"You know, that old guy was right! It's so much easier to drag the deer by the antlers, it's like it's just gliding along the ground!"

Barbie said,
"Yeah, he was," "But we sure are getting pretty away from our pick up."
Blonde Barbie and Blonde Judy went out deer hunti... (show quote)

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Nov 7, 2021 05:11:36   #
bknecht Loc: Northeast pa
 
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
Blonde Barbie and Blonde Judy went out deer hunting...
...and they managed to shoot a deer. They started dragging the deer by the hind legs to get it back to their pick up truck.

An experienced hunter saw them and said,

"No, girls, you're doing it wrong. You're dragging against the grain of the deer's hair. If you drag by the antlers, you'll be pulling with the grain of the hair, and it will be much easier."

So the two blondes started dragging their deer by the antlers. After about 20 minutes, Judy said to Barbie,
Pretty damn funny Pixie, guess they didn’t spin it 180.
"You know, that old guy was right! It's so much easier to drag the deer by the antlers, it's like it's just gliding along the ground!"

Barbie said,
"Yeah, he was," "But we sure are getting pretty away from our pick up."
Blonde Barbie and Blonde Judy went out deer hunti... (show quote)

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Nov 7, 2021 05:12:57   #
bknecht Loc: Northeast pa
 
Damn this iPad

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Nov 7, 2021 05:13:50   #
bknecht Loc: Northeast pa
 
Darn funny Pixie, guess they didn’t spin it 180*

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Nov 7, 2021 05:49:57   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
Blonde Barbie and Blonde Judy went out deer hunting...
...and they managed to shoot a deer. They started dragging the deer by the hind legs to get it back to their pick up truck.

An experienced hunter saw them and said,

"No, girls, you're doing it wrong. You're dragging against the grain of the deer's hair. If you drag by the antlers, you'll be pulling with the grain of the hair, and it will be much easier."

So the two blondes started dragging their deer by the antlers. After about 20 minutes, Judy said to Barbie,

"You know, that old guy was right! It's so much easier to drag the deer by the antlers, it's like it's just gliding along the ground!"

Barbie said,
"Yeah, he was," "But we sure are getting pretty away from our pick up."
Blonde Barbie and Blonde Judy went out deer hunti... (show quote)


Did not see that one coming.

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Nov 7, 2021 06:25:17   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
But look at the exercise they are getting

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Nov 7, 2021 06:38:12   #
Hokiefisher Loc: Charlotte NC
 
😳😳……🤣🤣

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Nov 7, 2021 08:06:04   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
plumbob wrote:
Did not see that one coming.


I saw it, plum, the first buck that I shot, over 70 years ago, I tried to drag it that way too, it didn't work back then either.

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Nov 7, 2021 08:12:49   #
Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland
 
bknecht wrote:
Damn this iPad


You're not alone.
Had technical problems last night also.

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Nov 7, 2021 08:13:02   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
I knew being blonde they wouldn't turn the deer

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Nov 7, 2021 10:24:18   #
Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland
 
Fact can be stranger than fiction 🤪

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Nov 9, 2021 01:01:43   #
padrebino Loc: BROWNSVILLE, TX / SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
 
flyguy wrote:
I saw it, plum, the first buck that I shot, over 70 years ago, I tried to drag it that way too, it didn't work back then either.


Were you at least able to find your truck?LOL

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