Following the events of the previous week, dong--er Tong knew he was going to have a very big problem with his hearing, so he decides to go to the revival meeting to see if the preacher there could give him a hand with it.
When he arrives, Tong sits down quietly and waits until the preacher asks the congregation if anyone needs his assistance through prayer.
Tong raises his hand and the preacher motions for him to come over and queue up with the other people who are in need of some divine assistance.
He patiently waits his turn, until he’s up next. The preacher asks him: "Mr.Dong-er Tong, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
"Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing,” Tong replies.
The preacher puts one finger in Tong's ear and places his other hand on top of Tong's head. He prays for what seems like an eternity, totally committed to ensuring Tong doesn’t have any further problems with his hearing.
After he prayed for him sufficiently, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked Tong:
"Mr Do--ER Tong how is your hearing now?"
"I don't know, Reverend, it's not until next Wednesday."
got me going on that one, nice.
badbobby wrote:
Following the events of the previous week, dong--er Tong knew he was going to have a very big problem with his hearing, so he decides to go to the revival meeting to see if the preacher there could give him a hand with it.
When he arrives, Tong sits down quietly and waits until the preacher asks the congregation if anyone needs his assistance through prayer.
Tong raises his hand and the preacher motions for him to come over and queue up with the other people who are in need of some divine assistance.
He patiently waits his turn, until he’s up next. The preacher asks him: "Mr.Dong-er Tong, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
"Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing,” Tong replies.
The preacher puts one finger in Tong's ear and places his other hand on top of Tong's head. He prays for what seems like an eternity, totally committed to ensuring Tong doesn’t have any further problems with his hearing.
After he prayed for him sufficiently, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked Tong:
"Mr Do--ER Tong how is your hearing now?"
"I don't know, Reverend, it's not until next Wednesday."
Following the events of the previous week, dong--e... (
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2nd low blow, repeat offense 5 minutes in the penalty box
ripogenu wrote:
2nd low blow, repeat offense 5 minutes in the penalty box
Doesn't bother BB he is an
Equal
Opportunity
Offender
This is DTONG darn how did you know my hearing was next Wednesday hope I don’t get life won’t be able to go fishing 🎣
EasternOZ wrote:
Terrestrial
at least you din't say I was lookin in his windows
badbobby wrote:
at least you din't say I was lookin in his windows
Peeps I would never say that.
badbobby wrote:
at least you din't say I was lookin in his windows
Probably a good thing or you would have to change your name to Tom
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Loc: Fairfax, VA (by way of Cleveland OH)
badbobby wrote:
Following the events of the previous week, dong--er Tong knew he was going to have a very big problem with his hearing, so he decides to go to the revival meeting to see if the preacher there could give him a hand with it.
When he arrives, Tong sits down quietly and waits until the preacher asks the congregation if anyone needs his assistance through prayer.
Tong raises his hand and the preacher motions for him to come over and queue up with the other people who are in need of some divine assistance.
He patiently waits his turn, until he’s up next. The preacher asks him: "Mr.Dong-er Tong, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
"Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing,” Tong replies.
The preacher puts one finger in Tong's ear and places his other hand on top of Tong's head. He prays for what seems like an eternity, totally committed to ensuring Tong doesn’t have any further problems with his hearing.
After he prayed for him sufficiently, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked Tong:
"Mr Do--ER Tong how is your hearing now?"
"I don't know, Reverend, it's not until next Wednesday."
Following the events of the previous week, dong--e... (
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Nice curve--had me going!
D Tong wrote:
This is DTONG darn how did you know my hearing was next Wednesday hope I don’t get life won’t be able to go fishing 🎣
Welcome to Bobby's barrel D. Watch out, the bus is next and Jarhead is a merciless driver.
Graywulff wrote:
Welcome to Bobby's barrel D. Watch out, the bus is next and Jarhead is a merciless driver.
yeah
and I left it up to Jar as to how many times he backed up
A little surprised by that one but don't know why. Have a great day all.
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