1. Never argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience .
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
3. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
4. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
5. The evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
6. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
7. Todays slaves aren't in chains. They're in debt.
8. The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some really good ideas!
9. Hospitality: Making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
10. I always take life with a grain of salt - plus a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila.
11. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
12. Shoot first and then call whatever you hit the target.
13-a. It’s a huge problem that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence!
13-b. Have you ever noticed how confident our politicians are? Refer to 13-a.
14. If we aren't supposed to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the refrigerator?
15. My decision making skills are like those of a squirrel who is trying to cross the street.
16. Why do they have to advertise toilet paper? Who isn't already using it?
17. Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden.
18. never trust someone who's nice to you but rude to the waiter.
19. It's good to know when to stop arguing with people and just let them be wrong.
20. A smart person knows what to say. A wise person knows whether or not to say it.
21. When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser.
22. Complaining about a problem without posing a solution is called whining.
23. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
24. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?
25. The main reason why Santa is so jolly is that he knows where all the bad girls live.
26. At the bookstore, I asked where the ‘self-help’ section was.
The clerk said that if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
27. What if there were no hypothetical questions?
28. If a mime is arrested, does he have the right to remain silent?
29. One good thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.
30. How is it possible to have a civil war? That's an oxymoron if ever there was one!
31. Is there another word for synonym?
32. Whose cruel idea was it for the word ‘LISP’ to have an ‘S’ in it?
33. Shouldn’t hemorrhoids be called ‘assteroids’?
34. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
35. Can an atheist get insurance against ‘acts of God’?
36. I thought that I wanted a career, but it turned out that I only wanted paychecks.
37. I didn’t say that it was your fault, I said that I was blaming you.
38. There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so that
they can’t get away.
39. Because of the scarcity of ammo, do not expect a warning shot. Thank you for understanding.
40. I don’t have an attitude. I have a personality that you just can’t cope with.
41. Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself.
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Barnacles wrote:
1. Never argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience .
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
3. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
4. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
5. The evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
6. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
7. Todays slaves aren't in chains. They're in debt.
8. The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some really good ideas!
9. Hospitality: Making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
10. I always take life with a grain of salt - plus a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila.
11. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
12. Shoot first and then call whatever you hit the target.
13-a. It’s a huge problem that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence!
13-b. Have you ever noticed how confident our politicians are? Refer to 13-a.
14. If we aren't supposed to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the refrigerator?
15. My decision making skills are like those of a squirrel who is trying to cross the street.
16. Why do they have to advertise toilet paper? Who isn't already using it?
17. Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden.
18. never trust someone who's nice to you but rude to the waiter.
19. It's good to know when to stop arguing with people and just let them be wrong.
20. A smart person knows what to say. A wise person knows whether or not to say it.
21. When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser.
22. Complaining about a problem without posing a solution is called whining.
23. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
24. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?
25. The main reason why Santa is so jolly is that he knows where all the bad girls live.
26. At the bookstore, I asked where the ‘self-help’ section was.
The clerk said that if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
27. What if there were no hypothetical questions?
28. If a mime is arrested, does he have the right to remain silent?
29. One good thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.
30. How is it possible to have a civil war? That's an oxymoron if ever there was one!
31. Is there another word for synonym?
32. Whose cruel idea was it for the word ‘LISP’ to have an ‘S’ in it?
33. Shouldn’t hemorrhoids be called ‘assteroids’?
34. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
35. Can an atheist get insurance against ‘acts of God’?
36. I thought that I wanted a career, but it turned out that I only wanted paychecks.
37. I didn’t say that it was your fault, I said that I was blaming you.
38. There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so that
they can’t get away.
39. Because of the scarcity of ammo, do not expect a warning shot. Thank you for understanding.
40. I don’t have an attitude. I have a personality that you just can’t cope with.
41. Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself.
1. Never argue with an idiot. He will drag you dow... (
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That's too many thoughts for one day. I like plum's thoughts better, he only has one to think about.
Barnacles wrote:
1. Never argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience .
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
3. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
4. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
5. The evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
6. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
7. Todays slaves aren't in chains. They're in debt.
8. The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some really good ideas!
9. Hospitality: Making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
10. I always take life with a grain of salt - plus a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila.
11. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
12. Shoot first and then call whatever you hit the target.
13-a. It’s a huge problem that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence!
13-b. Have you ever noticed how confident our politicians are? Refer to 13-a.
14. If we aren't supposed to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the refrigerator?
15. My decision making skills are like those of a squirrel who is trying to cross the street.
16. Why do they have to advertise toilet paper? Who isn't already using it?
17. Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden.
18. never trust someone who's nice to you but rude to the waiter.
19. It's good to know when to stop arguing with people and just let them be wrong.
20. A smart person knows what to say. A wise person knows whether or not to say it.
21. When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser.
22. Complaining about a problem without posing a solution is called whining.
23. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
24. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?
25. The main reason why Santa is so jolly is that he knows where all the bad girls live.
26. At the bookstore, I asked where the ‘self-help’ section was.
The clerk said that if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
27. What if there were no hypothetical questions?
28. If a mime is arrested, does he have the right to remain silent?
29. One good thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.
30. How is it possible to have a civil war? That's an oxymoron if ever there was one!
31. Is there another word for synonym?
32. Whose cruel idea was it for the word ‘LISP’ to have an ‘S’ in it?
33. Shouldn’t hemorrhoids be called ‘assteroids’?
34. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
35. Can an atheist get insurance against ‘acts of God’?
36. I thought that I wanted a career, but it turned out that I only wanted paychecks.
37. I didn’t say that it was your fault, I said that I was blaming you.
38. There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so that
they can’t get away.
39. Because of the scarcity of ammo, do not expect a warning shot. Thank you for understanding.
40. I don’t have an attitude. I have a personality that you just can’t cope with.
41. Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself.
1. Never argue with an idiot. He will drag you dow... (
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that's a lot to consider Barney
but if I gotta pick one
I'll pick #8
Barnacles wrote:
1. Never argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience .
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
3. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
4. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
5. The evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
6. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
7. Todays slaves aren't in chains. They're in debt.
8. The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some really good ideas!
9. Hospitality: Making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
10. I always take life with a grain of salt - plus a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila.
11. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
12. Shoot first and then call whatever you hit the target.
13-a. It’s a huge problem that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence!
13-b. Have you ever noticed how confident our politicians are? Refer to 13-a.
14. If we aren't supposed to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the refrigerator?
15. My decision making skills are like those of a squirrel who is trying to cross the street.
16. Why do they have to advertise toilet paper? Who isn't already using it?
17. Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden.
18. never trust someone who's nice to you but rude to the waiter.
19. It's good to know when to stop arguing with people and just let them be wrong.
20. A smart person knows what to say. A wise person knows whether or not to say it.
21. When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser.
22. Complaining about a problem without posing a solution is called whining.
23. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
24. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?
25. The main reason why Santa is so jolly is that he knows where all the bad girls live.
26. At the bookstore, I asked where the ‘self-help’ section was.
The clerk said that if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
27. What if there were no hypothetical questions?
28. If a mime is arrested, does he have the right to remain silent?
29. One good thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.
30. How is it possible to have a civil war? That's an oxymoron if ever there was one!
31. Is there another word for synonym?
32. Whose cruel idea was it for the word ‘LISP’ to have an ‘S’ in it?
33. Shouldn’t hemorrhoids be called ‘assteroids’?
34. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
35. Can an atheist get insurance against ‘acts of God’?
36. I thought that I wanted a career, but it turned out that I only wanted paychecks.
37. I didn’t say that it was your fault, I said that I was blaming you.
38. There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so that
they can’t get away.
39. Because of the scarcity of ammo, do not expect a warning shot. Thank you for understanding.
40. I don’t have an attitude. I have a personality that you just can’t cope with.
41. Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself.
1. Never argue with an idiot. He will drag you dow... (
show quote)
#1)2/3 true # many haven't learned. #5 thru 23 true. # 24 maybe late bloomers 🤔Then #40 n 41 I relate to. You don't have to agree with me but you don't have to argue with me either. #41 I had 1st wife's name on my arm Norma. After divorce I thought about a cover up AB NORMA L. Normal is boring brother. As a song says I may be crazy but it keeps me from going insane have a good day brother 👍👍
👍👍 When country was county brother.
Grizzly 17 wrote:
👍👍 When country was county brother.
Amen to that
I like a few of the new ones but very few.
This one just makes sense in so many ways.
https://youtu.be/PKpQRjj_WbU
13(a) is based on a quote from the philosopher, mathematician, and Nobel prize winner, Bertrand Russell, explaining what he felt..... "the fundamental problem with the world is the stupid are cocksure, while the intelligent are full of doubt".........
I believe in my father's hero's perspective, and know it(& he) was the source of impetus for many a "stirring" sermon that Dad gave. So sad that the "problem" continues with no end in sight.
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