Things that are DIFFICULT TO SAY, when you are drunk:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
Thinks that are
VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY when drunk:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY when you are drunk:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. White Castle? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.
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Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
Things that are DIFFICULT TO SAY, when you are drunk:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
Thinks that are
VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY when drunk:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY when you are drunk:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. White Castle? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.
Things that are DIFFICULT TO SAY, when you are dru... (
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Sorry Pixie, I can't help you out, I have never been drunk.
Remember the most common thing said when you are drunk (I’m not so think as you drunk I am)
Redneck drunk
Hold my beer and watch this
I could not possibly comment on any of this. Just Sayin....RJS
Pixie. I can’t say half that stuff when I’m sober 🙄
One Thing you shouldn't EVER say!!!!
"No Occifer...I only had six twopacks!!
Take me drunk…I’m home again!
I gave that nonsense up over 50 years ago, after my dad's suicide. I still think about it everyday and it still hurts like heck. I don't think there's anything funny about alcohol!
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
Things that are DIFFICULT TO SAY, when you are drunk:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
Thinks that are
VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY when drunk:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY when you are drunk:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. White Castle? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.
Things that are DIFFICULT TO SAY, when you are dru... (
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I have a hard time saying all those when not drunk
About halfway through the VERY DIFFICULT group, I decided that I must be drunk.
Last one out is the designated driver!
Alaska Charlie wrote:
I gave that nonsense up over 50 years ago, after my dad's suicide. I still think about it everyday and it still hurts like heck. I don't think there's anything funny about alcohol!
sorry about your dad that must have been horrible.
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