A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm, 'I'd like to buy a horth' he says to the owner of the farm. 'What sort of horse?' said the owner. 'A female horth' the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare. 'Nithe horth.' says the dwarf, 'Can I thee her eyeth?' So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes. 'Nithe eyeth.', says the dwarf, 'Can I thee her teeth?' Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth. Nithe teeth.... Can I see her earth...?' the dwarf says. The owner is getting fed up but again picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears. 'Nithe earth.' He says, 'Now...can I see her twot?' The owner, not sure if he heard correctly, replies 'Her what?' 'Twot, can I see her twot,' the dwarf says. The owner losing his patience picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and shoves his head up to the horses butt . He holds him there for a couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down. The dwarf shakes his head and says: 'Perhaps I should weefwaze that. Can I see her wun awound?
Cant be me I am to tall to be a dwarf by some standards anyway.
BB, you had me at dwarf with a lisp. Chuckled and then a laugh. Good one my friend.
plumbob
BB I am eternally grateful. That's funny!!!!!!
Hope no one has a little person complex.
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