Better Call the Dr.
"A pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. A little bb raised his hand.
The pastor called on him and the little bb said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."
It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough from their laughter for the worship service to be continued.
EasternOZ wrote:
Better Call the Dr.
"A pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. A little bb raised his hand.
The pastor called on him and the little bb said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."
It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough from their laughter for the worship service to be continued.
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I called the doc once for that if you want to call it a problem.
She told me to hold on.
Do you think i can put the phone in the other hand now? I am still holding.
EasternOZ wrote:
Better Call the Dr.
"A pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. A little bb raised his hand.
The pastor called on him and the little bb said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."
It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough from their laughter for the worship service to be continued.
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Too Funny ,so BBs been into comedy since he was a youngster !!😁
I could see it happening...
Guy goes into a pharmacy run by two older single sisters. Explains to them that he has this erection that just will not go away, wants to know what they think he should take for it. One sister looks at the other, they go to the back of the room and put their heads together. One sister comes up front, says can we take a look at it? He's a little embarrassed, but he shows it to em. They go back to the back and talk a little more. They come up front and the one sister says "We'll give you 500 dollars and half interest in the store."
Billycrap2
Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
Well that a hell of a deal 💰💰💰🤣🤣🤣
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