Seenager
I Just discovered my age group!
I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)I have everything that
I wanted as a teenager, only 50-60 years later.
I don't have to go to school or work
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don't have a curfew.
I have a driver's license and my own car.
I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine
store. I like the wine store best.
The people I hang around with are not scared
of being grounded or getting pregnant; they arenβt scared of
anything. They have been blessed to live this long so, why be
scared?
And I don't have acne.
Life is Good!
Brains of older people are slow because they
know so much.
People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer
to recall facts because they have more information in their brains to sort through.
Scientists believe this also makes you hard of
hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.
Also, older people often go to another room to get something
and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they
came for.
It is NOT a memory problem.
It is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.
SO THERE!!
I have more friends I should send this to, but
right now I can't remember their names!
So, please forward this to your friends; they
may be my friends, too!
My wife and I moved into an independent living facility in August. I am 86 but when I look around, this place is filled with 'old people' most of which are using wheel chairs, mobil-assist devices, and such. I can only assume they are my age, or even older, but they all look much older. I suppose it is must my not getting adjusted to the environment. You reckon? Just Sayin...RJS
florida
Loc: Southwest Florida/ Virginia
WOW, nice response to great and (realistic) information. Enjoy many more.
badbobby wrote:
Seenager
I Just discovered my age group!
I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)I have everything that
I wanted as a teenager, only 50-60 years later.
I don't have to go to school or work
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don't have a curfew.
I have a driver's license and my own car.
I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine
store. I like the wine store best.
The people I hang around with are not scared
of being grounded or getting pregnant; they arenβt scared of
anything. They have been blessed to live this long so, why be
scared?
And I don't have acne.
Life is Good!
Brains of older people are slow because they
know so much.
People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer
to recall facts because they have more information in their brains to sort through.
Scientists believe this also makes you hard of
hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.
Also, older people often go to another room to get something
and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they
came for.
It is NOT a memory problem.
It is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.
SO THERE!!
I have more friends I should send this to, but
right now I can't remember their names!
So, please forward this to your friends; they
may be my friends, too!
Seenager br br I Just discovered my age group! br... (
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as my son would say "Dad you have a 20 gigabit brain but only a 33 MHz processer! I woke up at 2 am this morning because I remembered where i put my Pistol.
And all this time BB I thought it was just me. Now I can tell my kids and grandkids why it takes me longer to answer. Good one π
Well, I always know where my pistols are, but I am always trying to plot my nearest toilet location. Just Sayin...RJS
Another great one BB.
Keepm coming.
Robert J Samples wrote:
Well, I always know where my pistols are, but I am always trying to plot my nearest toilet location. Just Sayin...RJS
heck RJ
I can get to the bathroom blind folded
and pretty darned fast at times
badbobby wrote:
Seenager
I Just discovered my age group!
I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)I have everything that
I wanted as a teenager, only 50-60 years later.
I don't have to go to school or work
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don't have a curfew.
I have a driver's license and my own car.
I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine
store. I like the wine store best.
The people I hang around with are not scared
of being grounded or getting pregnant; they arenβt scared of
anything. They have been blessed to live this long so, why be
scared?
And I don't have acne.
Life is Good!
Brains of older people are slow because they
know so much.
People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer
to recall facts because they have more information in their brains to sort through.
Scientists believe this also makes you hard of
hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.
Also, older people often go to another room to get something
and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they
came for.
It is NOT a memory problem.
It is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.
SO THERE!!
I have more friends I should send this to, but
right now I can't remember their names!
So, please forward this to your friends; they
may be my friends, too!
Seenager br br I Just discovered my age group! br... (
show quote)
Seenager That's me sir , and Gloria tells me I'm regressing !π So proud of myself !!!ππ
And remember BB ,we don't have gray hair,,, we have wisdom highlites,,, and your very wise !!
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
And remember BB ,we don't have gray hair,,, we have wisdom highlites,,, and your very wise !!
dunno bout that wise business
but the hair on my head is snow white
yes wulffy I still have a full head a hair
Well, I keep the mop on top cut as close as possible, but my beard is snow white. Does that count? Just Sayin...RJS
Robert J Samples wrote:
Well, I keep the mop on top cut as close as possible, but my beard is snow white. Does that count? Just Sayin...RJS
well yeah RJ
I keep mine about two inches long(MY HAIR wulffy)
dont have to comb as often and easy to wash
badbobby wrote:
Seenager
I Just discovered my age group!
I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)I have everything that
I wanted as a teenager, only 50-60 years later.
I don't have to go to school or work
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don't have a curfew.
I have a driver's license and my own car.
I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine
store. I like the wine store best.
The people I hang around with are not scared
of being grounded or getting pregnant; they arenβt scared of
anything. They have been blessed to live this long so, why be
scared?
And I don't have acne.
Life is Good!
Brains of older people are slow because they
know so much.
People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer
to recall facts because they have more information in their brains to sort through.
Scientists believe this also makes you hard of
hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.
Also, older people often go to another room to get something
and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they
came for.
It is NOT a memory problem.
It is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.
SO THERE!!
I have more friends I should send this to, but
right now I can't remember their names!
So, please forward this to your friends; they
may be my friends, too!
Seenager br br I Just discovered my age group! br... (
show quote)
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BB you even forgot how bad a teenagers memory is. Just tell one to do something n come back later. See if they remembered π€£π. The hearing of teens is bad also. Ask them something n you get what I didn't hear you. The full brain very true. I never forget anything. It may take a few day remember if memory serves me right. Let's see what was this about. Have a good evening brother πππ±π·π±π·
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