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Sep 17, 2021 19:52:43   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
---- Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant

Sid asks Abe, Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico?"

Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."

When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"

The waiter says, "I don't know senor, I ask the cooks.

He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says, "No senor, the cook say no Mexican Jews."

Abe isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?"

The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies, "I check once again, senor," and goes back into the kitchen.

While the waiter is away, Sid says, "I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere!"

The waiter returns and says, "Senor, the head cook Manuel, he say there is no Mexican Jews."

"Are you certain?" Abe asks again. "I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"

"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter.

"All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Apple Jews, but no Mexican Jews.



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Sep 17, 2021 19:57:43   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
BB. I would give it to you again. I can always count on you to brighten my day 🤗

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Sep 17, 2021 20:09:21   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Slimshady wrote:
BB. I would give it to you again. I can always count on you to brighten my day 🤗


then I have accomplished my purpose Slim
thank you

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Sep 17, 2021 20:35:47   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
Sid had not seen his old friend Sol in over a year, and knowing Sol had been dealing with a bad bout of depression he was worried about him. Then one day he saw Sol waking do the street.
"Solly! How you been my friend? Are you feeling better?"
Yes, I'm feeling much better thank you.
" What have you been taking? What have you been doing?"
Oh, I seen a doctor couple of months ago.
"So what'd the doc tell you?"
Told me get a hobby.
"A hobby Solly. So did you? Get a hobby?"
Yeah, I did get a hobby.
" That's great Sol. What's your hobby?"
I keep bees.
"You keep bees?"
Bees
"Solly, you live in an apartment. You can bees in an apartment."
I keep in the closet.
"The closet Solly? You can't keep bees in the closet, you go get your coat and hat
they gonna sting ya."
I keep em in a jar.
"A jar? You can't keep bees in a jar. They gonna suffocate and die Solly."
F*ck em, it's a hobby.

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Sep 17, 2021 22:22:28   #
Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland
 
Nice groaner there BB
Tnx

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Sep 18, 2021 08:22:10   #
Frank romero Loc: Clovis, NM
 
badbobby wrote:
---- Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant

Sid asks Abe, Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico?"

Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."

When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"

The waiter says, "I don't know senor, I ask the cooks.

He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says, "No senor, the cook say no Mexican Jews."

Abe isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?"

The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies, "I check once again, senor," and goes back into the kitchen.

While the waiter is away, Sid says, "I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere!"

The waiter returns and says, "Senor, the head cook Manuel, he say there is no Mexican Jews."

"Are you certain?" Abe asks again. "I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"

"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter.

"All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Apple Jews, but no Mexican Jews.
---- Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting ... (show quote)

Dang BB you are great.

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Sep 18, 2021 09:04:20   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
badbobby wrote:
---- Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant

Sid asks Abe, Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico?"

Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."

When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"

The waiter says, "I don't know senor, I ask the cooks.

He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says, "No senor, the cook say no Mexican Jews."

Abe isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?"

The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies, "I check once again, senor," and goes back into the kitchen.

While the waiter is away, Sid says, "I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere!"

The waiter returns and says, "Senor, the head cook Manuel, he say there is no Mexican Jews."

"Are you certain?" Abe asks again. "I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"

"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter.

"All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Apple Jews, but no Mexican Jews.
---- Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting ... (show quote)


Ba rump bump

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Sep 18, 2021 09:28:49   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Spiritof27 wrote:
Sid had not seen his old friend Sol in over a year, and knowing Sol had been dealing with a bad bout of depression he was worried about him. Then one day he saw Sol waking do the street.
"Solly! How you been my friend? Are you feeling better?"
Yes, I'm feeling much better thank you.
" What have you been taking? What have you been doing?"
Oh, I seen a doctor couple of months ago.
"So what'd the doc tell you?"
Told me get a hobby.
"A hobby Solly. So did you? Get a hobby?"
Yeah, I did get a hobby.
" That's great Sol. What's your hobby?"
I keep bees.
"You keep bees?"
Bees
"Solly, you live in an apartment. You can bees in an apartment."
I keep in the closet.
"The closet Solly? You can't keep bees in the closet, you go get your coat and hat
they gonna sting ya."
I keep em in a jar.
"A jar? You can't keep bees in a jar. They gonna suffocate and die Solly."
F*ck em, it's a hobby.
Sid had not seen his old friend Sol in over a year... (show quote)


luv it Spirit


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Sep 18, 2021 09:57:04   #
Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
 
badbobby wrote:
---- Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant

Sid asks Abe, Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico?"

Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."

When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"

The waiter says, "I don't know senor, I ask the cooks.

He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says, "No senor, the cook say no Mexican Jews."

Abe isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?"

The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies, "I check once again, senor," and goes back into the kitchen.

While the waiter is away, Sid says, "I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere!"

The waiter returns and says, "Senor, the head cook Manuel, he say there is no Mexican Jews."

"Are you certain?" Abe asks again. "I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"

"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter.

"All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Apple Jews, but no Mexican Jews.
---- Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting ... (show quote)


ARRRRGH !!!



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Sep 18, 2021 13:54:40   #
Frank romero Loc: Clovis, NM
 
Spiritof27 wrote:
Sid had not seen his old friend Sol in over a year, and knowing Sol had been dealing with a bad bout of depression he was worried about him. Then one day he saw Sol waking do the street.
"Solly! How you been my friend? Are you feeling better?"
Yes, I'm feeling much better thank you.
" What have you been taking? What have you been doing?"
Oh, I seen a doctor couple of months ago.
"So what'd the doc tell you?"
Told me get a hobby.
"A hobby Solly. So did you? Get a hobby?"
Yeah, I did get a hobby.
" That's great Sol. What's your hobby?"
I keep bees.
"You keep bees?"
Bees
"Solly, you live in an apartment. You can bees in an apartment."
I keep in the closet.
"The closet Solly? You can't keep bees in the closet, you go get your coat and hat
they gonna sting ya."
I keep em in a jar.
"A jar? You can't keep bees in a jar. They gonna suffocate and die Solly."
F*ck em, it's a hobby.
Sid had not seen his old friend Sol in over a year... (show quote)

Good one Spirit, Trying to get as good as BB. Not there yet, but getting close.

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Sep 18, 2021 14:51:59   #
USAF Major Loc: Sea Bright, NJ
 
>Home run there Bad Bobby!

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Sep 18, 2021 14:56:09   #
Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland
 
Swing batter, batter, swing!

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Sep 18, 2021 16:15:01   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
Frank romero wrote:
Good one Spirit, Trying to get as good as BB. Not there yet, but getting close.


That would be a fool's pursuit. Spirit is but a grasshopper, and he knows it. Sometimes these jokes and stories remind me of something and I just cough it up, best I can.

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Sep 18, 2021 17:00:22   #
Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA
 
I agree, home run.

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Sep 20, 2021 10:11:20   #
Elkfello Loc: South Carolina
 
Yep!

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