---- Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant
Sid asks Abe, Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico?"
Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."
When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"
The waiter says, "I don't know senor, I ask the cooks.
He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says, "No senor, the cook say no Mexican Jews."
Abe isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?"
The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies, "I check once again, senor," and goes back into the kitchen.
While the waiter is away, Sid says, "I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere!"
The waiter returns and says, "Senor, the head cook Manuel, he say there is no Mexican Jews."
"Are you certain?" Abe asks again. "I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"
"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter.
"All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Apple Jews, but no Mexican Jews.
BB. I would give it to you again. I can always count on you to brighten my day 🤗
Slimshady wrote:
BB. I would give it to you again. I can always count on you to brighten my day 🤗
then I have accomplished my purpose Slim
thank you
Sid had not seen his old friend Sol in over a year, and knowing Sol had been dealing with a bad bout of depression he was worried about him. Then one day he saw Sol waking do the street.
"Solly! How you been my friend? Are you feeling better?"
Yes, I'm feeling much better thank you.
" What have you been taking? What have you been doing?"
Oh, I seen a doctor couple of months ago.
"So what'd the doc tell you?"
Told me get a hobby.
"A hobby Solly. So did you? Get a hobby?"
Yeah, I did get a hobby.
" That's great Sol. What's your hobby?"
I keep bees.
"You keep bees?"
Bees
"Solly, you live in an apartment. You can bees in an apartment."
I keep in the closet.
"The closet Solly? You can't keep bees in the closet, you go get your coat and hat
they gonna sting ya."
I keep em in a jar.
"A jar? You can't keep bees in a jar. They gonna suffocate and die Solly."
F*ck em, it's a hobby.
Spiritof27 wrote:
Sid had not seen his old friend Sol in over a year, and knowing Sol had been dealing with a bad bout of depression he was worried about him. Then one day he saw Sol waking do the street.
"Solly! How you been my friend? Are you feeling better?"
Yes, I'm feeling much better thank you.
" What have you been taking? What have you been doing?"
Oh, I seen a doctor couple of months ago.
"So what'd the doc tell you?"
Told me get a hobby.
"A hobby Solly. So did you? Get a hobby?"
Yeah, I did get a hobby.
" That's great Sol. What's your hobby?"
I keep bees.
"You keep bees?"
Bees
"Solly, you live in an apartment. You can bees in an apartment."
I keep in the closet.
"The closet Solly? You can't keep bees in the closet, you go get your coat and hat
they gonna sting ya."
I keep em in a jar.
"A jar? You can't keep bees in a jar. They gonna suffocate and die Solly."
F*ck em, it's a hobby.
Sid had not seen his old friend Sol in over a year... (
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Good one Spirit, Trying to get as good as BB. Not there yet, but getting close.
>Home run there Bad Bobby!
Swing batter, batter, swing!
Frank romero wrote:
Good one Spirit, Trying to get as good as BB. Not there yet, but getting close.
That would be a fool's pursuit. Spirit is but a grasshopper, and he knows it. Sometimes these jokes and stories remind me of something and I just cough it up, best I can.
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