Blonde Barbie's Ugly Friend
Sep 18, 2021 20:25:01 #
Blonde Barbie was smokin' hot all of her life, but she had a friend Lorna who was so ugly...
How ugly was she you asked,
She was so ugly,
When she walked into the bank, they turned the cameras off..
So ugly, she went to the plastic surgeon, he added a tail..
So ugly, when she comes into the room, the mice jump up on chairs..
So ugly, she has to sneak up on a glass of water..
Her mom had to tie a pork chops around her neck to get the dog to play with her..
So ugly, she could make a train jump the track and take a dirt road..
But looks aren't everything. You've got to have charm, character, a beautiful soul.
Didn't you ever see a tall, really long good looking man walking down the street arm in arm with a short, fat, really ugly girl?
Me neither!!
How ugly was she you asked,
She was so ugly,
When she walked into the bank, they turned the cameras off..
So ugly, she went to the plastic surgeon, he added a tail..
So ugly, when she comes into the room, the mice jump up on chairs..
So ugly, she has to sneak up on a glass of water..
Her mom had to tie a pork chops around her neck to get the dog to play with her..
So ugly, she could make a train jump the track and take a dirt road..
But looks aren't everything. You've got to have charm, character, a beautiful soul.
Didn't you ever see a tall, really long good looking man walking down the street arm in arm with a short, fat, really ugly girl?
Me neither!!
Sep 18, 2021 21:41:38 #
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Sep 19, 2021 08:19:58 #
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
I knew one like that asked the beautiful one out but she tried pushing me off on the ugly one no date that night went back to drinking and no she didn't get better looking after midnight
Sep 19, 2021 10:23:25 #
Fishin' Buddie
Loc: South Florida
In the words of the immortal Willie Nelson: "She was a 2 at 10, but a 10 at 2. I never went to bed with an ugly woman, but I sure woke up with a few".
Sep 19, 2021 15:40:41 #
Man asked his wife to get a beer for him. She said indeed not. The phone rang, and she got up to answer her phone, which she had left next to the sink. It was her husband, and said, while she was up, could she bring him back a beer. That's when the fight started.
Sep 19, 2021 18:02:55 #
Fishin' Buddie wrote:
In the words of the immortal Willie Nelson: "She was a 2 at 10, but a 10 at 2. I never went to bed with an ugly woman, but I sure woke up with a few".
Reminds me of a very nasty joke I heard from a Chief Radarman who was teaching me basic electronics at Great Lakes Training Center in 1968. Ours was a mixed gender class Chief Schotzki. Schotzki's law for WAVEs in his class. The grades are inversely proportional to the panties. The world has changed.
The punchline to the joke was "you know, I almost couldn't?"
Sep 19, 2021 18:22:30 #
Harris T. Fudpucker wrote:
Man asked his wife to get a beer for him. She said indeed not. The phone rang, and she got up to answer her phone, which she had left next to the sink. It was her husband, and said, while she was up, could she bring him back a beer. That's when the fight started.
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Sep 20, 2021 02:41:41 #
Fishin' Buddie wrote:
In the words of the immortal Willie Nelson: "She was a 2 at 10, but a 10 at 2. I never went to bed with an ugly woman, but I sure woke up with a few".
Willie Nelson wasn't exactly Brad Pitt himself Ever.
Sep 20, 2021 02:56:33 #
nutz4fish wrote:
Willie Nelson wasn't exactly Brad Pitt himself Ever.
Don't matter none what Willie looks like. You ever been to one of his shows? Full growed gorgeous women runnin up to the stage throwin their panties at him. You go Willie!
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