* Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?
* Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead?
* Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?
* Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
* Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
* Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
* What is the speed of darkness?
* Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?
* If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
* Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
* How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
* Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
*Did you ever stop and wonder.......
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'
* Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'
* Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
* Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
* Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
* Why does your Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
* Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
* If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
* If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
* Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
** Stop singing from that last one and keep reading!
* Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
* Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
* Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
* Why do we call it a hot water heater when we heat cold water?
*Do you ever wonder why you spend so much time in this post?
One and All Excellent !! Why was I thinking what "comes out of the chickens bum" chickenchitt!! Too funny, thanks for the laughs Pixie ,you have a great day!
If you could drive a car into space, and turn on the head lights, would they light up the space in front, if you were speeding at the speed of light.
How come we cut a tree up after we cut it down?
Mark V
Loc: Colorado,now RV full time we winter in MesaAZ
Wow! Those are some deep philosophical questions you are asking there. I am not sure there are any answers
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