A young man decided that he was in need of a more pure life, so he joined the monastery and became a monk.
One of the vows he took was one of silence. He could only speak two words every 10 years, and that was only on review day.
After 10 years, his first review board asked him what he wanted to say to which he replies,
* Bed hard...
Another 10 years go by and he is in front of the review board again, and they ask him what he wanted to say to which he replies,
* Food cold..
Another 10 years go by and once again he is standing in front of the review board and the ask again what he wants to say.
* Room hot..
Another 10 years go by and again the board asks him what he wants to say,
* I quit!!
The monsignor says,
** Good! Go on and quit, you've done nothing but complain every since you got here!!
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