Ronniejw Loc: West Point MS

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my shotgun and the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to load the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, “The weather out there is terrible.”

She sleepily replied, “Can you believe my stupid husband is out hunting in that sh*t?”

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

Good one Ronnie!

NoCal Steve Loc: Dunnigan, CA

Laughed out loud in a restaurant at that one Ronnie!

Catfish hunter Loc: Riggins idaho (Paradise)

😬 good one😂

Yankeeblue Loc: Manchester CT (near Hartford)

That was funny. Thanks Ronnie. Have a good day

CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas

Now that is funny 🤣

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

So, that REALLY happened to you, Ronnie.

Ronniejw Loc: West Point MS

Here's another



Little Johnny rushes home from school. He invades the fridge and is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when his mother enters the kitchen. She says, “Put that away Johnny! You can’t have ice cream now. It’s too close to supper time. Go outside and play.”

Johnny whimpers and says, “There’s no one to play with.”

Trying to placate him, she says, “OK, I’ll play with you. What do you want to play?”

He says, “I wanna play Mommy and Daddy.”

Trying not to register surprise, and to further appease him, she says, “Fine, I’ll play. What do I do?”
Johnny says, “You go up to the bedroom and lie down.” Figuring that she can easily control the situation, she goes upstairs.

Johnny, feeling a bit cocky, swaggers down the hall and opens the utility closet. He dons his father’s old fishing hat. As he starts up the stairs he notices a cigarette butt in the ashtray on the end table. He picks it up and slips it in the corner of his mouth. At the top of the stairs he moves to the bedroom doorway.

His mother raises up and says, “What do I do now?”

In a gruff manner, Johnny says, “Get your butt downstairs and get that kid some ice cream!”

Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland

Didn't see that first one coming. Lol

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

please don't show that to your wife Ronnie
we like your jokes
and do hope to read more of them

Katriniagirl Loc: Jensen Beach Florida

Oh boy!

Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅

WOW THAT A GOOD ONE 🤣🤣🤣🎣🎣🎣🎣🐟🐟🐠🐠🐋🐋🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅

Andy cacciatori Loc: Modesto cal.

Now that is funny !!
I have a true story, my across the street went to work in the morning and when he got home the allthe furniture and everthing in the house and garage were gone a moving company came in and took it all!! His wife and step daughter.
And he had know idea or that she had a boyfriend.
Have a good day and a good week.
Andy
Bassmam

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

Dam near choked on my iced coffee that time Ronnie!

JoeT73 Loc: Punta Gorda Florida

Keep them coming great joked !