Hellmans Mayonnaise
Jul 8, 2021 12:39:51 #
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's Mayonnaise was
manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000
jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico,
which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in
New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of
mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.
But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The
ship hit an iceberg and sank. The people of Mexico, who were crazy
about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate
at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National
Day of Mourning.
The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5 and is known,
of course, as -
you ready?--
Sinko De Mayo.
WHAT??? You expected something educational from me?
You need a shot of Tequila
manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000
jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico,
which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in
New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of
mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.
But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The
ship hit an iceberg and sank. The people of Mexico, who were crazy
about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate
at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National
Day of Mourning.
The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5 and is known,
of course, as -
you ready?--
Sinko De Mayo.
WHAT??? You expected something educational from me?
You need a shot of Tequila
Jul 8, 2021 13:10:26 #
Jul 8, 2021 13:29:48 #
HenryG
Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
badbobby wrote:
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann... (show quote)
That was really good BB do you mind if I use it👍
Jul 8, 2021 13:30:24 #
Jul 8, 2021 13:48:55 #
Jul 8, 2021 14:42:09 #
You're right ! I DO need a shot (or at least a well-made margarita), and
NO ! I really wasn't expecting TOO much !
NO ! I really wasn't expecting TOO much !
Jul 8, 2021 15:21:58 #
HenryG wrote:
That was really good BB do you mind if I use it👍
I took it from elsewhere Henry so go ahead
Jul 8, 2021 15:28:10 #
Big A wrote:
You're right ! I DO need a shot (or at least a well-made margarita), and
NO ! I really wasn't expecting TOO much !
NO ! I really wasn't expecting TOO much !
you understand me Big
Jul 8, 2021 15:52:38 #
Jul 8, 2021 20:33:24 #
Dude, you need to run this on May 5, or the Mexican day to celebrate that military victory. If you will check, this joke was printed then. Just Sayin...RJS
Jul 8, 2021 20:57:32 #
HenryG
Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
Robert J Samples wrote:
Dude, you need to run this on May 5, or the Mexican day to celebrate that military victory. If you will check, this joke was printed then. Just Sayin...RJS
I wasnt on the stage then R JS but you have to admit that was pretty good😁👍
Jul 9, 2021 08:56:35 #
badbobby wrote:
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann... (show quote)
Oldie but it still gets a laugh. 😂😂
Jul 9, 2021 11:21:13 #
badbobby wrote:
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann... (show quote)
Good morning young man , have to admit I had to force myself to laugh until you said I need a shot of courage ! So thank you I'll have 3😊😁😊
Jul 9, 2021 11:30:56 #
kandydisbar
Loc: West Orange, NJ
badbobby wrote:
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann... (show quote)
Woof! Cute one tho!
Jul 9, 2021 15:02:59 #
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
Good morning young man , have to admit I had to force myself to laugh until you said I need a shot of courage ! So thank you I'll have 3😊😁😊
make it 4 jarhead
one for me
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