Rednecks will never say these words
#31--When I retire,I'm novin north
#30No ,no I wouldn't dare,she's only sixteen
#29--I'll take Shakespear for $1000
#28--Duct tape wont fix that
#27--I'll have a Heinekin with a slice of lime
#26--We don't keep guns in this house
#25--You caint feed that to the dog
#24--No kids in the back of the pickup Martha Jo,it aint safe
#23--Wrestling is fake
#22--We are vegetarians
#21--Do you think my gut is too big
#20--I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits sausage grits and gravy
#19--We don't need another dog
#18--Who gives a s--- who won the Civil War
#17--Give me the small bag of pork rinds
#16--Too many deer heads detract from the décor
#15--I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart
#14--Trim the fat off that steak
#13--Cappochino tastes better than espresso
#12--The tires on that truck are too big
#11--I've got it all on c-drive
#10--Unsweetened tea tastes better
#9--My fiancé buys at Tiffanys
#8--I've got two cases of Zima iced down for the game
#7--Checkmate
#6--Shes too young to be wearin that bikini
#5--Heres an episode of hee haw we aint seen
#4--I don't have a favorite football team
#3--Youse guys
#2--Those cutoffs oughta be a little longer Betty Lou
#1 Her breasts are too big
And the number one thing a redneck will never say----
--No more beer for me,I'm drivin !!!
It’s official. I’m a redneck. Always thought I was a coonass. There you go BB. Left one hanging over the plate for you.
FourchonLa. wrote:
It’s official. I’m a redneck. Always thought I was a coonass. There you go BB. Left one hanging over the plate for you.
would it be rude
for me to say
I still think you're a coonass???
mixed with a lil redneck
In other words a redass? No that would not be rude.
FourchonLa. wrote:
It’s official. I’m a redneck. Always thought I was a coonass. There you go BB. Left one hanging over the plate for you.
Do you fall into this cat 4 ?
badbobby wrote:
Rednecks will never say these words
#31--When I retire,I'm novin north
#30No ,no I wouldn't dare,she's only sixteen
#29--I'll take Shakespear for $1000
#28--Duct tape wont fix that
#27--I'll have a Heinekin with a slice of lime
#26--We don't keep guns in this house
#25--You caint feed that to the dog
#24--No kids in the back of the pickup Martha Jo,it aint safe
#23--Wrestling is fake
#22--We are vegetarians
#21--Do you think my gut is too big
#20--I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits sausage grits and gravy
#19--We don't need another dog
#18--Who gives a s--- who won the Civil War
#17--Give me the small bag of pork rinds
#16--Too many deer heads detract from the décor
#15--I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart
#14--Trim the fat off that steak
#13--Cappochino tastes better than espresso
#12--The tires on that truck are too big
#11--I've got it all on c-drive
#10--Unsweetened tea tastes better
#9--My fiancé buys at Tiffanys
#8--I've got two cases of Zima iced down for the game
#7--Checkmate
#6--Shes too young to be wearin that bikini
#5--Heres an episode of hee haw we aint seen
#4--I don't have a favorite football team
#3--Youse guys
#2--Those cutoffs oughta be a little longer Betty Lou
#1 Her breasts are too big
And the number one thing a redneck will never say----
--No more beer for me,I'm drivin !!!
Rednecks will never say these words br #31--When I... (
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Pretty funny sh** right there bb.
Fourchon you're a good sport.
mistred64 wrote:
Fourchon you're a good sport.
Yes, us rednecks have some tough hide
CamT
Loc: La Porte, Texas
FourchonLa. wrote:
In other words a redass? No that would not be rude.
Sure sounds better than a coonneck 🤣
mistred64 wrote:
Fourchon you're a good sport.
Thank you sir. A little fun never hurts.
CamT wrote:
Sure sounds better than a coonneck 🤣
I would have to agree Cam. 😁😁😁
How about: "I enjoyed that book."
Hell, I live in southern West Virginia, so I need to help explain none of the above.
Eat Shit Pitt btw
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