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Apr 28, 2021 13:37:45   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
A man slowly shuffles into the morgues viewing room
they have asked him to positively identify his wife
as the sheet is raised from the dead woman's face,
he really breaks down
The attendant says to him"You and your wife must have been very close"
"Close???,hell no,I hate her with a passion"the man replies
"Then why are you so broken up sir?asked the attendant
"Because that's not her"

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Apr 28, 2021 14:19:42   #
Randyhartford Loc: Lawrence, Kansas
 
badbobby wrote:
A man slowly shuffles into the morgues viewing room
they have asked him to positively identify his wife
as the sheet is raised from the dead woman's face,
he really breaks down
The attendant says to him"You and your wife must have been very close"
"Close???,hell no,I hate her with a passion"the man replies
"Then why are you so broken up sir?asked the attendant
"Because that's not her"


You ARE a bad boy. Hehe

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Apr 29, 2021 08:18:08   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
gonna have to keep paying for her life insurance

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Apr 29, 2021 09:11:55   #
bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
 
badbobby wrote:
A man slowly shuffles into the morgues viewing room
they have asked him to positively identify his wife
as the sheet is raised from the dead woman's face,
he really breaks down
The attendant says to him"You and your wife must have been very close"
"Close???,hell no,I hate her with a passion"the man replies
"Then why are you so broken up sir?asked the attendant
"Because that's not her"


Where do you come up with these badbobby thanks for the laughs.

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Apr 29, 2021 13:24:20   #
RuffplayOR57 Loc: Klamath Falls, OR
 
badbobby wrote:
A man slowly shuffles into the morgues viewing room
they have asked him to positively identify his wife
as the sheet is raised from the dead woman's face,
he really breaks down
The attendant says to him"You and your wife must have been very close"
"Close???,hell no,I hate her with a passion"the man replies
"Then why are you so broken up sir?asked the attendant
"Because that's not her"

That attendant needs to not be passing theses stories on. I told him no one was supposed to know I was there!!😁

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Apr 29, 2021 14:51:58   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
RuffplayOR57 wrote:
That attendant needs to not be passing theses stories on. I told him no one was supposed to know I was there!!😁


he knew I pay good money for hot tips Ruff
BTW
in respect
I left your name out

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Apr 29, 2021 19:54:41   #
RuffplayOR57 Loc: Klamath Falls, OR
 
badbobby wrote:
he knew I pay good money for hot tips Ruff
BTW
in respect
I left your name out


Wow, thanks I ducked another one. 😁

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Apr 29, 2021 21:46:32   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
Brought tears to my eyes too!!

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